Grobian Syboe

My detractors are hissing and booing after it has been discovered that I believe in a little thing called... Love ...

No man could hope to prevail against the gift of prophecy, I pleaded

Outsmarted by a fortune telling donkey - expelled from the scriptorium

an RPG NPC approached me on the street and said "You don't know The 5 Strictures and 12 Obeyance? What were they teaching you in that village of yours!?", and I had to humanely dispatch him before he softlocked me

Genuinely would expect no less

I was quite upset when you described my humble lodgings as "the nativity of vermin" but I am willing to overlook this, in the spirit of forgiveness

In my opinion the greatest warrior is one that has cultivated the virtues of the heart...

-Grobian

The cole crop has been friend to humanity for thousands of years

Dozens of exciting tasks await you, should you seek fellowship at the monastery of the Dutiful Brothers of the Thankless Task

That's righ - Sauced Gigot, rumbledethumps and clapshot

I've decided on a simple delicious meal

I can tell by the sparkle in your eye, you've been enchanted by the subtle splendour of the bay leaf, which you weren't supposed to eat.

Drinking an entire bottle of CBD oil and experiencing "The Scholar's High" before my guts start churning like the North Sea

Peninsular Danger RPG is a fantastic subgenre

sources familiar with the new ayatollah‘s thinking say that he “laser focused on the cost of living crisis“

Beans and Lentils will save us ❤️ And kindness

It's so easy to enjoy life, here on the verdant banks of my secret lagoon

It adds much needed structure

Housing developments need a momento Mori to keep residents grounded

it's actually pronounced Ymumzerse

LMAO

"testing the waters" - well I used to have a job where I did that sometimes. I had a sensitive probe for it that you had to fill with a gel. I would have to instruct people on how to handle it because it had a sensitive membrane.

Unlike Tripechester!

Yeah go for it

In England they have places called Tripechester (weird) but in Scotland we have places called Craigentinny (normal). It just goes to show that things are different, and sometimes that's bad.

Yeah I'll admit I like those videos where people make flutes out of carrots and the like. Parsnip would be too difficult I reckon.

Cheers then 👍

Getting forced through a cone later. Don't know if it will be like piped icing or a powerful thruster. Either way I'm not surviving.

They should do more of these that aren't owned by the french state energy company. Just an idea.

Didn't have a window seat on the way down so I missed it, gutted

#cool