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Make any comment about the evil of AI on the internet and someone will inevitably soon come along and reply, "Ah, but you can't halt progress." But there were lots of things people described as "progress" in the past, too. Asbestos, for example. www.tom-cox.com/in-the-villa...

HAMSTER WHEEL IN MY HEAD,
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Ageing: the condition of becoming less serious about all you were once far too serious about and more serious about all that you once undervalued.

tipper gore? i HOPE she does

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A van is brightly painted with a picture of a pedophile, a bunch of fucking idiots just love , it says a fool and his money are soon elected on the back and beside orange shitler it says it's my ball and i'm taking it home.

Found this on my photo roll. Thought i'd share. This van was parked at Two Jack Lake in Banff July 2024.

*Sees unhappy cat with claw stuck in arm of sofa*

"Let me help you there, my friend."

*Gently and patiently rescues cat from its uncomfortable predicament, with enormous care*

Cat (leaving): "I will never forgive you for this, for as long as I live.

This day in history. 1982. Syzygy or the alignment of all nine planets with respect to the Sun. What are the odds that this could occur without a purposeful creator? 100 percent.

If you’re trying to be evil but you’re mediocre at it are you mid evil?

Fine, keep one leg out of the covers while you sleep. Just don’t come hopping to me after a monster bites it off.

striking photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. The entire photo is almost entirely a velvety black except a curving line of white fur and the cat's gold eye which are illuminated by a sliver of sunbeam.

Stunning portrait of The Morsel by my boyfriend.

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.

It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.

Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.

Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

Ruin a dad’s week by saying the TV display looks weird and refusing to elaborate

Lake Minnewanka in Banff Alberta. An actual winter wonderland.

Sometimes i flip through my photos and have to double check i'm not looking at a painting.

Event poster: OCTOBER 19TH PALE NORTH NITROGLYCERIN THE HAUSPLANTS SCARLET FEVER RED GATE ARTS SOCIETY DOORS AT 8 20$ PWYC Image description: Red, black and white colours are used for the poster and font. On the left are various spooky/satanic symbols including a devil, a snake, pitchforks, an ankh, fire, and a goat's head. in the centre of the poster is a drawing of five demons partying in an IHOP

Text: a night with HOPE SLIDE PALE NORTH JESS WATERS KYLIE V RED GATE ARTS SOCIETY 1965 MAIN ST MARCH 24TH DOORS AT 8 15$ PWYC image description: in black in white, there is a floral border around both the edges of the poster and the image at the centre, which is of a black rabbit playing a lute sitting atop a stone next to pond. She sits in a mystical forest

A giant kaiju fights a giant mecha in a crumbling city. There are explosions and lightning around the battle

A t-shirt design for a band Beebomb. A girl in a sexy bee girl outfit sits on a round cartoon bomb. She has a mischievous look about her as she holds the detonation button in one hand

Letting everyone know that I accept commissions! 💜In particular I like doing event posters, comic strips, character designs and portraits. If anyone is interested in commissioning me for something, my DMs are open! 🐇

Birds are dragons. You keep saying birds are dinosaurs, but that is just foolish. Birds are DRAGONS, dog. Birds FLY. They breathe FIRE. They hoard GOLD. Have you ever seen a dinosaur breathe fire? Have you ever even SEEN a dinosaur?? You don't know what the fuck you're talking about little kid.

if i could twist sandwiches into cute animal shapes i would be a contortanist

BREAKING: Former Bluesky CEO Says That Despite Changing Jobs, She Will Remain Transphobic as Fuck

spell it the way you like i’m pronouncing your name how i want to

i will never understand why more people aren't mad at rich people

ah, the good ol' 14.4k-beep beep beep beep beep beep bps

dial-up modem sounds + old car alarm

is this anything?

hahahaha

after several intense and incredible years building @francesmeh.reviews from the ground up, i've decided to step back from my responsibilities as chief posting officer in order to transition into a new role as vice president of fucking your mom

GREG'S CAT: [uploads pic of Greg, adds alt text]

GREG: aww, I guess I was wrong [opens pic, sees alt text reads "my bitch"]

GREG: [hands on hips] oh, you

“i don’t read fiction” damn sorry about your flaccid imagination

ewok is short for electronic wok

invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this