Glenn Sleasman

Mesidor Spartacus

Final boss in test of faith was "Matt Grothe: Heisman?"

Bring them back

It could be very funny if the Defs win tonight and DC could host a UFL championship parade that dwarfs this

Wildest aspect of this entire saga is that we're supposed to believe that Dave Portnoy is waking up early Sunday, warming up a scone and tuning in to Jane Pauley

Hate that we're about to blow a billion dollar hole in the city budget for the Commanders' stadium, but it will all be worth it if we can promise Spencer and a good fish fry in Anacostia and zero forward passes in the Army-Navy game.

This design remains extremely Duval

I stole the T.V.

Just as the tide ebbs from Clearwater Beach, nothing could prevent the demographic migration to the Pinellas Park Mugs 'N Jugs. Time comes for us all.

Raptured

This is one of the henchmen from Muppet Bremen Town Musicians

Companion series to It Seemed Smart called "That Seems Aggressive"

This is how we lost Burdines

The answer to the question is very obviously the Cheez-It Bowl at Camping World Stadium in Orlando