Quinn

What were they cooking???

in hs i was making fun of guys who think soy estrogenizes you and a classmate was like “it literally does tho” and when I asked for proof went “between 2 and 4 years old, my uncle would take care of me. every time I saw him he made me drink soy milk. i started lactating as a toddler so”

in the future the president will wear a "poop umbilicus" which is like a diaper with a tube and vacuum system that sucks the poop/pee into a tank. they walk around outside wearing only that as clothes in a circle of 50 foot radius (thats the length of the tube) picking up big rocks and throwing them

we need a president who says into the press mic "wow. thank got its friday. I need to eat poop shower sleep watch tv drive my car go to the store poop (diarrhea this time) walk around my house piss in the toilet water the plants get grubhub play playstation scratch my ass and fart!!!"

I’m sorry but I saw the tv glow is not one of the top 10 greatest films of all time that’s crazy talk. Take the first 2 films off and this is a pretty great list though.

loved the message dude. the little face at the end... fantastic. an "emoji", i assume. does he represent you or me?

devoted to dvd work in progress. Need to find a way to fit the weird little Polanski collection in better cause the top half is kind of a mess compared to the bottom. Kong collection will probably get taken out unfortunately.

CHICAGO THIS SUMMER WE ARE COMING BACK TO PLAY POTENTIALLY INFINITE SHOWS AT THE METRO, STARTING 7/16. TICKETS ON SALE TOMORROW AT 10 AM CST, IF A SHOW SELLS OUT WE DO ANOTHER ONE, DIFFERENT SETS & OPENERS EACH NIGHT CAN'T WAIT GONNA BE FUCKIN SICK AS HELL 🤪

POSTER BY Dashawn

Why is it that pro bike stickers and signage is almost always posted on a bike rack? Bro I’m already riding a bike everywhere you don’t gotta convince me. Put that sticker on a wall or window or something

getting up in front of roomates: "now I know this isn't easy, but we have to stop pooping in the shower... now I'll be the first to admit that I do it too! I do it too!"
them: "wait you poop in the shower? what?"
"I'll be the FIRST to admit that I poop in there - we ALL do it, but we need to stop,"

ill keep being absolutely stunned that you can grow up in this country completely ignorant as to its myths and pieties. the very idea of a "public servant" is alien to this guy. the fact that we don't do this kind of shit totally lost on him. he has a third grade idea of what a president is

What happens when you surround yourself with incompetent grifters who don’t actually know anything about how the world works.

At least, not in the way it has been for decades. Arguably things are worse because of it. But like with the quoted example, the fake shit they’re doing for television isn’t fooling anyone not already way too deep in the shit. It’s like a child doing something he thinks grown ups do.

It’s event television spectacle, but tv is dead. A few of the underlings understand this, but their online posting efforts only serve to alienate anyone not already with the program.
It happened quickly under his 1st term that i don’t think he gets that the country is no longer ruled by the tv

I’m partial to knob creek 7 myself

The “average Facets Cinema member” overjoyed that he can rent the new, fictional “Dekalog 11” from Facets Video.

Failed so hard to defend our 1st place title at Facets movie trivia yesterday. Came dead last because I’m not well versed in Hugh Grant movies so I lashed out and depicted the institution’s patrons as soy

“I’m a miserable chud and the people I surround myself with are also fucking chuds. Clearly this means the majority of adults in the country are also becoming miserable chuds just like me!”

Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea?

I’ve found myself in a new stage of unemployment, one where I spend my day carefully cutting Michael Moore out of a 20 year old copy of Sight & Sound

Might be superfluous but the "to be trans" really bothers me. My goal is not "to be trans". I am not trying to "be trans". I am aligning myself with the way I need to be and "trans" is the word for people who have the kind of need I have, a need we all have the right to pursue however we need to.

Finally, a chocolate for film lovers!

turns out yoyo burger does a chicken sandwich now... big whoop

Last Day to signup for our 48 Hr Shorts Fest!

4 Days left before sign-ups for SOC's first 48 Hour Film Fest close! I'm so excited and honored to be a part of this, and waiting with bated breath for our screening on Feb 8th 7 PM @ Mouse Arts and Letters Club (555 W 31st St
Chicago, IL 60616) (mark your calendars :3!!!)

i have a lot of contempt for the pithy one-liner letterboxd community but i think the three and a half star review of mississippi burning with a thousand likes that's just "willem dafoe hot" really takes the cake

That’s the hustler baby

Sherman Klump and Buddy Love have to team up to get his son off Ozempic

If we’re doing all these legacy sequels, just gonna say that I’d love to see Sherman Klump again

“Forrest Gump is the World Trade Center of movies” -John Waters on the commentary track for Cecil B. Demented

Spike Lee’s out here keeping alive pickup lines that haven’t been used since Dangerous Liaisons