If Captain "Save a hoe" Had a wife

Some of them are actually on social media.

Jeff Epstein is in pedohell.

When I walk into a quiet room: Was it good y'all?

So as you can see ladies and gentlemen Trump's ear is completely healed.

Good looking out homie

In a minute baby, after I bust this nutt.

Your pussy is amazing.

Donald trump could kick Putin's ass if he really wanted to.

Put it in my ass or sum

If I don't see some asscheeks and thighs this summer I will be really concerned.

I'd like to give a shout-out to everyone who feels sad about dumb shit.

Does the president wake up every morning and think, uh how should I fuck people's lives up today?

Why is Congress treating the President like he still has a brain?

We can't move on if Shit is still Going on.

Iran just got finger f*cked by Trump.

Congress is on some dumb shit.

Is there still a partial government shutdown?

Yes daddy.

Why are people wearing cowboy hats in public? It's wintertime!

Hey

Nice booty

Something needs to be done about bathroom stalls. THEY ARE TOO SMALL.

Strangers: "We can laugh buy you aren't allowed to"

Running a 5k makes no sense to me. Just a waste of energy. I'd rather be in a threesome.

Agreed

I got that premium unleaded 🍆🍆🍆🍆

Good morning 🌞🌄🌞🌞🌄

Bruce Banner: That's my secret, I'm always horny.

Captain America: Hulk, smash.

He daddy

Why do women get me all horny and then refuse to fuck me?