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✨ she/her, 30s, Writer & Reader. Neurospicy. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ’– Multishipper & multifandom. Mostly Theomione, Dreomione, Hollanov and #HPRarePairs 🐍 Theo Nott is perfect & I won't accept any comments. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ πŸ–•πŸ» Fuck TERFs. Fuck AI. Fuck JKR. Minors DNI. 🚫 🌐 xElphie on Ao3 πŸ”’

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One-Shot #Theomione #HPRarePairs

On Ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/80857226

10.03.2026 10:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you will like it!! πŸ’–πŸ«£

09.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha thank you, I hope you like it! It's pure smut πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

09.03.2026 07:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore.

If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.

08.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 5812 πŸ” 1398 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 19
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Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

08.11.2023 08:17 πŸ‘ 9405 πŸ” 2658 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 96
Theodore Nott's Most Prized Possession promo collage.

Theodore Nott's Most Prized Possession promo collage.

Plot? No plot, only smutty smut. Here's a Possessive Theo #Theomione fic for all of you on this fine Sunday afternoon! πŸ”₯πŸ₯΅ #HPRarePairs

πŸ”— Ao3 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/80857226

08.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Thank youuu! πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯° I'm so happy with how it turned out! πŸ’–

08.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this was a splash of pure happiness amongst the ugliness of the news feed πŸ˜”πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­ I'm in literal tears 😭

08.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

q*πŸŒ™βˆ΄ο½‘γ€€ ο½‘βˆ΄πŸŒ™*q
°🌿*゚゚*🌿∡🌿*゚゚🌿°
°🌿πŸͺ·βˆ΅* ∡ * ∡ *πŸͺ·πŸŒΏΒ°
you deserve to be loved
and respected, always
🌿 *βˆ΅πŸ„βˆ΅* 🌿°
° 🌿 ∡ 🌿°
°🌿°

07.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of the back of a kindle with several stickers. On top there's a sticker of black letters in a white background with the letters "WYCTMCTS?". On the sides there are two tiny stars. Below there are three sets of stickers. From left to right there is a Rozanov 81 jersey, three hearts in pink, purple and blue making up the bisexual flag, and two hands grabbing a water bottle. On the side is also a rainbow heart. Below these, on the left side, is a smaller version of the hands holding the water bottle and a pride heart and a Hollander 24 jersey sticker. Next to it, on the right, is a sticker of a photo of the two actors from Heated Rivalry in full hockey gear and Connor licking Hudson's face.

A photo of the back of a kindle with several stickers. On top there's a sticker of black letters in a white background with the letters "WYCTMCTS?". On the sides there are two tiny stars. Below there are three sets of stickers. From left to right there is a Rozanov 81 jersey, three hearts in pink, purple and blue making up the bisexual flag, and two hands grabbing a water bottle. On the side is also a rainbow heart. Below these, on the left side, is a smaller version of the hands holding the water bottle and a pride heart and a Hollander 24 jersey sticker. Next to it, on the right, is a sticker of a photo of the two actors from Heated Rivalry in full hockey gear and Connor licking Hudson's face.

New Kindle insert! πŸ’–βœ¨ #HeatedRivalry

07.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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New ☺️✨ #dramione #dhrart

06.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
How to use the Ellipsus Dashboard - Start writing, import your documents (including .docx!)
How to use the Ellipsus Dashboard - Start writing, import your documents (including .docx!) YouTube video by Ellipsus

New to Ellipsus? Let’s take a quick look around. We’ll walk you through the dashboard, show you how to start writing, import your existing work, set themes, and lots more! More tutorials on the way.

youtu.be/s27RewO_pqk

06.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some of the 'Heated Rivalry' cast accepting the GLAAD Media Award for Best New Show

06.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I like it when they're proud they used AI and talk about it. Makes it easier to boycott them πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently 32% through #ToughGuy from #GameChangers and before this book, I would defend Wyatt Hayes. Now? Now I defend Wyatt Hayes with my life. If no one is defending Wyatt Hayes, then I'm dead. πŸ₯°πŸ’–

06.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Threads thread:

thriller_instinct 3d
Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20773 πŸ” 4424 πŸ’¬ 766 πŸ“Œ 1139
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In the wise words of Hudson Williams:
#heatedrivalry #ilyarozanov

05.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Translation of "Ai nΓ£o acredito kkkkk" from Portuguese to English "Oh no, I can't believe it, lol".

Translation of "Ai nΓ£o acredito kkkkk" from Portuguese to English "Oh no, I can't believe it, lol".

It is a bit weird! πŸ˜… Especially since I just tested over on Google Translate and it both caught the "Ai" and even the "kkkkk" (which is one of the ways Brazilian peeps laugh online). It does not have the same tone, though. The English version seems so bleak and without enthusiasm πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm Portuguese and I started writing "AII" (double i or more) instead of "AI" in Portuguese online to avoid people thinking I'm saying Artificial Intelligence instead of, you know, the equivalent of "OH/AH" in my language. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wanted more ragebaiter Ilya in my life. #heatedrivalry #ilyarozanov

05.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We don't want AI-generated stories.

We want stories that are beautiful and weird.

Mistakes and obsessions. Labyrinthine worlds; love poems that break us.

We want the wild stroke of chance, the stray detail.

We don't want soulless slop.

We want work *written* by HUMANS.

05.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 931 πŸ” 423 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5
Microsoft Forms

Hi guys, friend of a friend is working on a BA capstone about fanfic, see below: Hey! Was wondering if you wanted to fill my survey out for my undergraduate dissertation on how fanfiction can be a pathway into YA fiction and traditional publishing pathways.

05.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a white rabbit from the secret life of pets is making a funny face and saying what the heck . Alt: a white rabbit from the secret life of pets is making a funny face and saying what the heck .

Do they think Spain doesn't have cheese (actual real cheese, not cheese in a can)?? As in SPAIN???? IN THE FUCKING MEDITERRANEAN??? I'm not even Spanish, I'm Portuguese and I'm offended wtf.

05.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Plate Number 346. Wrestling, lock
1887 by Eadweard Muybridge

Plate Number 346. Wrestling, lock 1887 by Eadweard Muybridge

Hello I have written a #hollanov fic!!

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Unpave My Path
2/2 β–ͺ️ 9k β–ͺ️ consenual nonconsent baby!

That’s the problem. Everyone assumed consent was good. And it is, but in Ilya Rozanov’s hands, it became something else. Something twisted, something – almost evil.

04.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Boys πŸ™„πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ
#dramione

04.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A what's in my bag picrew

A what's in my bag picrew

Ahh this was so fun!! πŸ’–
Link: picrew.me/ja/image_mak...

04.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omgg I LOVE IT!! πŸ’–πŸ’– I am binge reading so many hollanov socmed and textfic atm, it's amazing. I love it and Illya WOULD wreck that boy!!

04.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Text Conversation 

Ruby: Uncle Ilya?
Ruby: Are you home?
Ruby: Can I come play with Anya for a bit?
Favorite Uncle: What
Favorite Uncle: Bad question
Favorite Uncle: Of course you can
Favorite Uncle: I keep door open
Favorite Uncle: Use code
Ruby: Thanks ❀️

Text Conversation Ruby: Uncle Ilya? Ruby: Are you home? Ruby: Can I come play with Anya for a bit? Favorite Uncle: What Favorite Uncle: Bad question Favorite Uncle: Of course you can Favorite Uncle: I keep door open Favorite Uncle: Use code Ruby: Thanks ❀️

Text conversation

Jade: Rubes
Jade: Ruby
Jade: RUBY
Jade: Where the FUCK are you
Jade: Pick up the phone or I'm telling mom you ran away
Ruby: Relax you psycho
Ruby: I'm at Uncle Ilya's 
Ruby: Needed cuddles from Anya
Jade: Oh Rubes *sad face emoji*
Jade: Did you tell him about Josh?
Ruby: No
Ruby: He's not home yet
Jade: How about Uncle Shane?
Ruby: Not home yet either
Ruby: Also

Text conversation Jade: Rubes Jade: Ruby Jade: RUBY Jade: Where the FUCK are you Jade: Pick up the phone or I'm telling mom you ran away Ruby: Relax you psycho Ruby: I'm at Uncle Ilya's Ruby: Needed cuddles from Anya Jade: Oh Rubes *sad face emoji* Jade: Did you tell him about Josh? Ruby: No Ruby: He's not home yet Jade: How about Uncle Shane? Ruby: Not home yet either Ruby: Also

Ruby: I love him, but that man is too emotionally constipated
Ruby: Except for Uncle Ilya
Jade: Fair
Jade: But Rubes you can't keep disappearing on me okay
Jade: Tell somebody
Ruby: I will
Jade: Love uou
Jade: Boop Anya's nose for me. Have class in five.
Ruby: Extreme close up picture of a German Shepherd dog that is asleep

Ruby: I love him, but that man is too emotionally constipated Ruby: Except for Uncle Ilya Jade: Fair Jade: But Rubes you can't keep disappearing on me okay Jade: Tell somebody Ruby: I will Jade: Love uou Jade: Boop Anya's nose for me. Have class in five. Ruby: Extreme close up picture of a German Shepherd dog that is asleep

Text conversation
Lily: Do we have gun
Jane: What
Jane: Of course we don't
Jane: Ilya
Jane: What the fuck
Lily: I will be back
Lily: Ruby will tell if I go to jail
Lily: Do NOT tell Pike
Jane: Ilya
Jane: You're scaring me
Jane: What is going on
Lily: Driving to Ruby ex-boyfriend house
Lily: Visit that stupid idiot boy Josh
Lily: Just want to talk
Jane: ILYA.

Text conversation Lily: Do we have gun Jane: What Jane: Of course we don't Jane: Ilya Jane: What the fuck Lily: I will be back Lily: Ruby will tell if I go to jail Lily: Do NOT tell Pike Jane: Ilya Jane: You're scaring me Jane: What is going on Lily: Driving to Ruby ex-boyfriend house Lily: Visit that stupid idiot boy Josh Lily: Just want to talk Jane: ILYA.

So uhhh this isn't much but guess what managed to pull me out of my fic writing slump? πŸ™ˆ

Here's a VERY SHORT #hollanov textfic, set years after the events of The Long Game, in which Ruby and Jade Pike are teenagers who have a protective uncle.

04.03.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

listen i love ao3 as much as the next guy but ive seen people quit fic writing over the past few years because people comment and engage with authors way less, and then everyone still freaks out when ao3 goes down- if a fic is irreplaceable to u, let the author know!

03.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2262 πŸ” 1362 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 94

if the ao3 blackout taught us anything, it’s that you should always thank your fic writers πŸ–€

03.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0