Just Melissa (she/her)

Oh my.

Ah yes. The prophecy is nearly complete.

Fucking children. They’re so embarrassing.

From what I understand, they operate completely separately. But if it bothers you, there are plenty of independent journalists to support!

It’s a different branch. Reuters does the news, Thomson Reuters is the data broker.

I’d buy the shit out of that.

I must have this!!!

DHS Ousts CBP Privacy Officers Who Questioned ‘Illegal’ Orders Department of Homeland Security leaders removed top privacy officers who objected to mislabeling government records to block their public release, WIRED has learned.

Scoop: DHS ousted multiple privacy officers at CBP after they questioned orders to purposely mislabel records about government surveillance to prevent their release under FOIA.

Miscarriage Is Increasingly Dangerous for Women in Texas, Our Analysis Shows. Here’s How We Did It. Using seven years of hospital discharge data, we found that the number of blood transfusions during emergency room visits for first-trimester miscarriage shot up by 54% since Texas banned abortion.

Our analysis, which shows that more women nearly bled to death during miscarriage after Texas banned abortion, adds to a growing body of reporting revealing that maternal outcomes have gotten worse under bans.

(Published July 2025)

Maybe the rent is $20k/month

WHAT

This is clearly AI.

The fuck is wrong with you?! Don’t like e-bikes? Don’t ride one then.

I’m able-bodied and ride an e-bike. I love that thing! And I AM lazy, and wouldn’t ride a bike if I didn’t have an e-bike. It boggles my mind that anyone would gatekeep bicycling. The point is I’m not in a car, which is good!

Source: “trust me bro”

Iranian women soccer players' hotel escape aided by Australian police Australian police extracted five Iranian women soccer players from the ​team's hotel before they were granted asylum, the interior minister said on Tuesday, as details of their ‌escape from Iranian go...

Australian police extracted five Iranian women soccer players from the team's hotel before they were granted asylum, the interior minister said, as details of their escape from Iranian government minders emerged reut.rs/4czjbwD

We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

I'll do the job for 1/10th of the salary and 10,000 times the effectiveness.

Wait. He actually experienced consequences?! How’d that happen? I’m sure tRump will pardon him once he gets wind.

Oh gosh, there are so many of those! Of course I have the mind of a twelve year old, so it always makes me chuckle.

Mass shooting:
2 dead and 5 injured in shooting at EZ’s Lounge in Oakland, California.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

What other group has “a right to a homeland”? What is he talking about??

I can see it. If he wanted to kill himself, he would pay off the guard to look the other way while he did it.

Fucking Tapper.

Marco Rubio hanging out with Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio at the "Shield of the Americas" event

Marco Rubio hanging out with Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio at the "Shield of the Americas" event, in case you were still thinking it had some sort of legitimate purpose

Attempted suicides, fights, pain: 911 calls reveal misery at ICE’s largest detention facility The calls to 911 poured in from staff at Camp East Montana, the nation's largest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility, in its first months of operation in El Paso, Texas.

Staff at the nation’s largest ICE concentration camp, located north of El Paso, Texas, have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to "die by suicide," according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

Gone need to know more about that accident

Mark Wayne probably has his own fuckpuppet already.

LOL.