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Filipe Dimas

@filipedimas

writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. swemo. You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Read & Watch me at these places: https://linktr.ee/fdimas

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Adding another to the list

12.03.2026 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NHL loves to copy the NBA so they should also give the first overall pick to a team who lost an elite playmaker.

12.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spending an hour talking her through it*

*it = drinking water instead of another iced coffee

12.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did the Ravens just rage quit a trade because the Raiders poached their centre???????

11.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know this isn't the point of the song, but as someone that runs to the Eras Tour playlist, having lyrics about running as fast as you can 7 minutes in really helps a lot.

10.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

melatonin and cbd capsules are my go-to cocktail for being blackout snoozed, never fails

10.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

spilled water into my custom PC's tower last night and thought I just COOKED the whole thing, but after 12 hours of air drying it with the heat cranked and a fan blowing in I'm happy to report this baby is dryer than my ex girlfriend when I show her my minecraft world

WE DID IT CHAT

10.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
women be doing fucked up shit in video games man like evil ass shit like sims 4 eugenics and animal crossing housing discrimination

i know wtf is in your soul i saw you create a ghetto in animal crossing

women be doing fucked up shit in video games man like evil ass shit like sims 4 eugenics and animal crossing housing discrimination i know wtf is in your soul i saw you create a ghetto in animal crossing

one week in and already creating a ghetto

09.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what gave it away

09.03.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

turns out all Style was missing was t-shirt time

09.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmao nevermind, turns out I just hadn't been outside in a t-shirt in 4 months

09.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is Renata Fast getting a penalty for slashing Curl? That should be encouraged behaviour.

08.03.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible how quickly my go to album for walking outside switched from Folklore to 1989 the moment it even got medium warm.

08.03.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nerd

07.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leafs are honoring the Sceptres and Women's Hockey as part of tonight's game and I've never been more confident that this dumbass team is about to lose 6-0.

07.03.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rip

07.03.2026 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
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come be perverts with us
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07.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually didn't know that and now I'm mad again.

06.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they may be a top 3 team in the NBA largely on the back of the player they got from that draft but do they have a winning culture of sometimes making the play-in?

06.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Avs got Kadri back!?

Well, I know who I'm cheering for these playoffs.

06.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most sensible takes I've seen all day

If Laughton becomes a second or if he comes back July 1st I'd even bump that one up.

5 picks for three third liners on expiring (+1 year in Roy's case) contracts is tidy work. Great way for Treliving to leave on a high note and go manage a Boston Pizza.

06.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh man, we've spoken about this before but few things in Toronto sports have frustrated me more than the Raptors still trying to be competitive when it was clear their window had slammed shut.

I love Poeltl but BUYING instead of selling during Wemby's draft year was egregiously bad.

06.03.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TSN showed a graphic of deadline acquisitions by teams who went on to win the cup and the list is..... woof. Rough.

A 36 year old Marchand is one of the better names on the list. Every year I get more and more into the belief that buying at the deadline is fool's gold.

06.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah fair. But the team won't be retooled yet when the 2026 draft happens.

July 1st is gonna do a lot of heavy lifting into deciding if the Leafs are bouncing back or doing a full tear down next season. It's an ugly FA class though so... we'll see how well that goes.

06.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah I'm not a Tre fan at all, I think he's a bad GM who overpays to acquire but as a seller he did fine (not great, but fine).

I just hope another GM will be the one who utilizes the assets he acquired today. Today should mark the last trade he makes for Toronto.

06.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Add a 3rd (with conditions to become a second) to that list

Ugly return for Laughton given what they traded to get him but I'm glad they didn't succumb to sunk cost fallacy. A bad return is better than no return.

Putting on optimism glasses and seeing this as we wrote off a year for a whole draft.

06.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, I think McMann is reaching Michael Bunting levels of overvalued by Toronto.

A second and a fourth from a middling team has comparable value to a late first. It's a fair return.

If last year the Leafs acquired a pending UFA 20 goal guy for a first people wouldn't have been thrilled about it.

06.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I'd be more upset if every team did crazy trades and the Leafs didn't but there was almost no movement today at all. The Leafs sold and got good returns on two players which is more than most sellers.

The new cap rules seems to have slowed the deadline down even more unfortunately.

06.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also would have liked to see OEL traded but he has a 16 team NTC and a cap hit that many playoff teams can't afford anyways.

It was always going to be almost impossible to move him without taking on an ugly contract in return.

06.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leafs have gotten a 1st, 2nd, 4th, and 5th for two third liners.

That's nearly an entire draft class for two guys who could be replaced by any number of free agents. Really surprised at the doomerism for that kind of return.

Did people really think they'd trade 10 guys for 8 firsts?

06.03.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2