Pastor Fussycat

Oogle result for "who is thug kitchen" and it's a white couple in their early to mid thirties

Haha oh boy

At some point my wife must have thrifted a cookbook called Thug Kitchen and I have never been more irritated following a recipe.

“For this next mission, we needed someone who is a real master of disguise. Let me introduce you to Pistachio Disguisey”

Im going to make it read The Gospel According to GH to give the AI anguish

IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS: TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION "Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Budd Dwyer killed himself on live television after getting caught accepting a bribe to award a recovery contract to a small California tech company.

A gaming bed with a 220 pound capacity is an utter design flaw

When were they installed?

Damn even the airports are AI now

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

The pyramidal Bass Pro Shop in Memphis with a big explosion on it

BREAKING: Iran has struck the Bass Prop Shops pyramid

#beastmode

let the AI thing play out. first we all lose our jobs. then we can’t afford to consume the products and services that the wealthy people sell. and finally, the wealthy people all kill..can I say kill? each other. let’s let it play out let’s see what happens

I used to call it bulking (cutting was chicken breasts)

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

The fun thing about Jean Baudrillard is you can really substitute any Public Enemy song or album for a book title

the thing about max landis is you're like "how does hollywood keep producing these serial abusers?" and then you remember his dad killed multiple children and got away with it

Say what you will about Max Landis, because he's absolutely the type to name search and get Yosemite Sam level pissed off and it's the least he deserves

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Yeah I bet Dwight and Angela were upset

Yeah it’s absolute insanity. My buddy did get me this for Christmas and it’s like, one of the nicest articles of clothing I have

I want the giants one so bad

This is exactly how I imagined he’d look speak and dress as Eurymachus

lady a on bsky tweeting at me: watched ep 3 of strip law w/ my 9 year old daughter who tried homeschooling once, often twirls, and and also wants to know what happens after you die. she has requested i ask what mildred crumbles looks like under her beekeeping mask me replying i am in canon saying she looks just like ur daughter

very talented character designer tom sievert responding to a previous sketch of lady a's daughter with a picture of her daughter as mildred crumbles with the beekeeping mask off. lady a quote tweetimg that saying "thank you so much for this @timsievert.bsky.social she was so happy she ran off to the bus stop to show her friends (but not too quickly because dangers lurk everywhere. what an awesome gift." then she thanks me

i jyst need everyone to know this wonderful thing happened

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got