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Your favorite Horror Movie Host, and vtuber slasher villain Also a Magic: the Gathering player, and TTRPG fan Trans, She/They Tell me about your favorite horror movie!

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Oh, yeah. Horror's a family business lol. Mario Bava was also the father of Italian horror, and giallo.
Lamberto was no slouch though, his Demon movies are great.

10.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, the Black Sunday, based on the Thomas Harris book. Haven't seen it, but remember liking the book well enough.

10.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love the movie Tarantula.

But if spiders were that big, I promise we would be investing in orbital fly swatters. Or a size 1200 boot.

10.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw it on Shudder. One of my favorite streaming services. (<_< If any Shudder staff see this, sponsor me. I work cheap lol)

10.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, hell yeah.

10.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's great! Can definitely grab you and scare you if you aren't suspecting it.

10.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt is playing a keyboard in front of a marshall amplifier ALT: a man in a white shirt is playing a keyboard in front of a marshall amplifier

β€œMy philosophy is…
Have a good time…
All of the time.”
- Viv Savage of Spinal Tap

10.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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To quote Nicholas Cage, "It's called a Sawzall because it SAWS ALL."

10.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to be found. Anyone with an appreciation for good horror is welcome. Or just a fan of a good time lol.

10.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now thats a deck name.

10.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The visials are so haunting. Love the body horror in 1960! While Psycho was getting disapproving looks by the MPAA, Black Sunday was showing rotting bodies and empty eyes.
Awesome stuff.

10.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would definitely be a cenobite like the Doc in Hellraiser 2. I have essentially Clockwork Oranged friends with movies in the name of pleasure and pain lol

10.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love her outfit and make up~
I should totally copy it πŸ–€

10.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, definitely.
A quick and bloody course for Giallo that I would start with, in order:

Blood and Black Lace (1962)
Tenebre (1982)
Don't Torture a Duckling (1972)
Susperia (1977)

10.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, it's a powerful look. Would be an awesome style to copy, def!

10.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently, it's my favorite Bava. I love Giallo films use of strange sets and strong colors, and that film is stocked with that.

10.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, what happens when you don't have the bump from Godsmack's 'I Stand Alone' single lol

10.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah. It really comes to fruition in Blood and Black Lace, I think. That one feels really quite the evolutionary link to Black Sunday and the giallo genre.

10.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Break down the tyranny of double digit land bases.
Make a 20 land commander deck. Make some spict changes lol.

10.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aww, thank you for the shout out πŸ–€πŸ”ͺ

10.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#horrorsky
#filmsky
#moviesky
Also, the titular mask is a cool prop. The hammering scene got me, even if it's more slower gothic horror. You can see the Hammer influence in its DNA

10.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#nowwatching
Black Sunday (1960) aka The Mask of Satan
Okay I am back on the Bava train. The first Italian horror film, opening the floodgates of an iconic era of film history
Black Sunday has Barbara Steele as a dual role of the witch and the victim, as well as zombies and vampiric rites. Let's go!

10.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 365 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3

Oh yeah, mood.

10.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is!
I find any kind of art on the extreme side of the meter to be fascinating.
Also something about the body horror of it draws me in like a fly to honey.

10.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ikr? Reminds me of that quote from that one piece, "You construct elaborate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men."

Only, this in like... a bad way lol.

10.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's just something about Easter that brings out the sado-masochism in me.
(Says the devil-worshipping witch heathen.)

10.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely, both films I saw for the first time at an impressionable age. They left there mark, uhh... no pun intended.

10.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Watched George A. Romeros The Crazies (1973) last night. First things first, i think its marginally better than the 2010 remake. I love both films but this movie really did justice in making you question who was infected and a Large focus on the government and if they were truly helping. solid 9/10

10.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, Cell was so wild. I think it is deserving a rewatch.

But for me, there was an effect on my brain for seeing Hellraiser at an impressionable age.

10.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a strange sliver where like anti govt and anti establishment meet like Vietnam blowback and those can be good.
But yeah, Jengoism is a huge turn off in a movie for me.

10.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0