Kirk O’Baine

Happy Mario Dayyyy I’d have crazy gay sex with him I think

Exactly… the 9-5 is enough 😭

Just had to do a “virtual escape room” as a corporate bonding exercise……

Gag is just tea leaving the body

I need to get more quirk chungus NOW

My therapist: Junkamala Harrishima isn’t real, she can’t hurt you…

Junkamala Harrishima:

This was the beginning of the end btw

Performatively picking all the grass type Pokémon staters in that one instagram prompt just to piss people off

May The 4th be with you 😭🤣🖖

‘What if I’m chopped?’

Oh, but my darling, what if you mog?

If this doesn’t end up evolving into Ripped Bara Wolf Trade then Nintendo can forget about getting my $80

We need it in order to hit our quarterly KPIs

They should call you a good boy every time you create shareholder value at work

Sorry for the late response, I’ve been trapped in the nightmare realm for the past 3 days

We made it to Friday (:

Yeah dude I promise I won’t bite your fingers. Just give me the sugar cube haha. Just reach your hand out and give me the sugar cube. Now

I talk about the southeastern United States the way white guys talk about Japan

The only thing certain in this world is (twink) death and (pit) taxes

Almost forgot it was Fat Tuesday— happy birthday to all the big boys out there ❤️❤️

Should I post@feet

That magical first hour in the morning when i haven’t coughed out my load yet. Sorry

If you’re single today that’s really pathetic and sadddd 💔 haha

If you refuse a load and no one’s around to see, did you even really refuse it?

Happy Friday ❤️

Woof, love your triforce shirt man

I don’t think the Charli XCX movie was as bad as everyone says it is

> pre workout
> 1.5 hour selfie session
> 20 minute Bluesky cooldown
> protein

How does everyone take selfies in That One Chicago Gayguy Gym? Do you have to wait in line to get into the little room? Are there multiple rooms?

[to the drivethrough worker]
Are you mad at me?

How many Super Bowl wins for the seaHAWKs?

TUAH