it only took me 3 seconds of scrolling down my timeline to see someone else making this same joke I’ll stand by my unoriginality with pride
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it only took me 3 seconds of scrolling down my timeline to see someone else making this same joke I’ll stand by my unoriginality with pride
everyone talking about the strait of hormuz all day but the second you talk about the queer of hormuz it’s the woke agenda 🙄
Going to bed an hour early because time can’t fucking fool me
Hell yea.
So ideally you can get something closer to just seeing what your friends are up to
I am so close to spinning this up. I have a second idea of an (opt-in) feature of allowing you to follow a subset of people you follow on the main app. (nstagram Close Friends, MySpace Top 8)
And the primary action on posts is “this is stressing me out” and it asks you what word and then mutes it
There are still times I want to doomscroll and see what everyone is saying. But that’s like 2x a day for 10 minutes tops.
Not every time my brain has a moment of silence it needs to fill.
To clarify when I say “your own timeline” I mean your own profile page
There’s a non zero chance I will build it this weekend
Who else would use a Bluesky client that only allows you to see your own timeline and replies to it?
I block Bluesky for hours at a time so I don’t doomscroll. I unblock it just to post or see what people replied to my last post… and then I doomscroll.
I could use this app instead of unblocking
What if we all just took a weekend off from talking about AI just a little break as a treat before we get back to it on Monday
A weekly chart of top artists. #1: Grandaddy with 45 plays #2: Gang of Youths with 28 plays #3: Voxtrot with 26 plays #4: Ratboy with 21 plays #5: The 1975 with 17 plays
Here are my top artists I listened to this last week! 🎸
I cannot imagine the time zone bugs if we did a permanent shift of 30 minutes www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Plus, eat shit Noem
You know the world sucks in so many ways but I am so happy about my little world I've surrounded myself with: my friends, my family, [borat voice] my wife, where I live, my job and I'm thankful!
This has been a positive vibes skeet.
@manus is this true
why are you on my page
Disagreement on the SP being mid should not be taken as me disagreeing that Billy and all of his opinions are mid 😂
Keyboard with l and ñ next to each other
I setup my iPhone keyboard as an English / Spanish keyboard because I was doing Duolingo which is great except I accidentally type “I am going out for a wañk” all the time
This is my fault
OK everyone it's time to come clean I listened to Geese before it was cool
Or maybe that's just me
My theory is that people are more like LLMs than they want to admit: just stringing words together to form a series of words that they hope makes sense and maybe is factually correct
Attacking first to prevent them from striking first in response to you striking first got it
Actually I'm 180 pounds right now but thanks for writing about me
THE DOW JUST WENT BELOW 50K
THE DOW JUST WENT BELOW 50K
THE DOW JUST WENT BELOW 50K
I tweeted this years ago and everyone thought it was a joke but I'm serious.
When I die I want a banner at my funeral that says "Tragic: The Gathering"
Pierce Brosnan Bond movies rule so bad
Meet me at the terrorist arms bazaar for drinks after work
