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finger firmly on the pulse of the void author of SCREAMS LIKE MEAT πŸ€–πŸ–

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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

11.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 9809 πŸ” 2492 πŸ’¬ 403 πŸ“Œ 781

β€œHow many times must Uncle Ben die?!”

09.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Win an NFT!

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

02.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 3128 πŸ” 1168 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 28
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Whoopie pies!!!

04.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sweet mother of no thank you

03.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image of an orange and silver vessel, floating in the artic.

Image of an orange and silver vessel, floating in the artic.

Image of an orange and silver vessel, floating in the artic.

Image of an orange and silver vessel, floating in the artic.

Image of an orange and silver vessel, floating in the artic.

Image of an orange and silver vessel, floating in the artic.

Image of an orange and silver vessel, floating in the artic.

Image of an orange and silver vessel, floating in the artic.

Appreciation post for the French Tara Polar Station
(@fondationtaraocean.bsky.social), a drifting scientific base designed for long-term Artic missions to study biodiversity and the effects of climate change.

More info: fondationtaraocean.org/en/schooner/...

03.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1106 πŸ” 313 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 63

antichrist’s hickey

03.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s… certainly its own thing. There’s even an endgame state where you have to put your character in the freezer!

02.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Micro RPG: A woman in a dark trailer park pawns her TV to buy a shotgun.

28.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

27.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 3248 πŸ” 594 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 8
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High Frontier, followed by Quest for Shangri-la AKA β€œJuggalo Talisman”

26.02.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Flaming Scimitar foolishly engages the Shadewraith β€” and is sunk on the following turn! Bwahahaha!

Dreadfleet / paint by Dave

26.02.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was having so much trouble moving used games I exclaimed, β€œI couldn’t sell a game if it had a pornstar stapled to it!”

This is the resulting visual, with the alluring Seka stapled to Wiz-War.

24.02.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.11.2024 23:04 πŸ‘ 1743 πŸ” 437 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

β€œRiveting as always, bursting with wit and energyβ€”loved the dead head in the reliquary box!”

β€” Heather Fowler, author of Beautiful Ape Girl Baby

20.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
don't make me tap the sign

don't make me tap the sign

About that trigger warning: If you know my stuff, you know; if you don't, or have any doubtsβ€”*any doubts*β€”do not click.

20.02.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Doomthink Equations

New short story! "NIGHTFEAST"β€”conjoined twins, vampire hunters, and Elvis' squishy-sweaty white leather jumpsuit!

(Trigger warning: pretty much everything)

20.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

why do morning people get to set the schedule

20.02.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Disclaimer: This artwork is metaphorical and uses historical symbolism to explore themes of power and institutional reform. It is intended as social commentary and artistic expression.

19.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Thursday Night Academy Master Timeline 1997 - 1998 [url=https://rpggeek.com/geeklist/252659/item/6708715#item6708715]The Clockwork God[/url] (Traveller) 1999 - 2001 [url=https://rpggeek.com/geeklist/252659/item/6708729#item6708729]Mask...
18.02.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Another RPG campaign for the booksβ€”10 sessions of bespoke cyberpunk hijinks from October '25 to February '26. I cannot believe we all made it without recycling a single character... Full write-up linked below.

18.02.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 35968 πŸ” 16659 πŸ’¬ 1305 πŸ“Œ 2477
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Good luck! Around here I couldn’t sell a game if it had a pornstar stapled to it.

16.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Just a year ago we introduced designer Lester Walker to these pages with plans for one of his Living Machines-a convertible couch-bed-table which he called Turniture. When we wanted a multipurpose unit for outdoor use, we asked Walker to design and build Turniture II-and he came up with this delightful piece that serves all the patio functions shown. It's easily made from MDO (medium-density overlay) ply wood, assembled with two-by-two cleats and 30 wingnut/bolt/washer sets. It knocks down for flat winter storage or transport in a station wagon. Close ends of crawl-through tunnel (center photo, below) and it becomes a roofed playpen for a toddler.

Just a year ago we introduced designer Lester Walker to these pages with plans for one of his Living Machines-a convertible couch-bed-table which he called Turniture. When we wanted a multipurpose unit for outdoor use, we asked Walker to design and build Turniture II-and he came up with this delightful piece that serves all the patio functions shown. It's easily made from MDO (medium-density overlay) ply wood, assembled with two-by-two cleats and 30 wingnut/bolt/washer sets. It knocks down for flat winter storage or transport in a station wagon. Close ends of crawl-through tunnel (center photo, below) and it becomes a roofed playpen for a toddler.

Turniture II by Lester Walker (1970)

12.02.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

The most insidious thing is that LLMs produce a completely blind manipulation that exists only inside our skullsβ€”there is no mind at the core of it, it's just "spicy autocomplete"β€”it has neither created nor offered the meaning we take from it. It's pure, unadulterated self-delusion.

11.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Adriano Celentano - 'Prisencolinensinainciusol'
Adriano Celentano - 'Prisencolinensinainciusol' YouTube video by John Bow
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