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@danziginthedark

• former ghost tour operator/record store owner • member of a ska band you thankfully don’t remember • good at trivia sometimes • trying to be a Nice Boy Online this time • he/him •

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it’s only one venue but the Brooklyn Paramount actually has a slight slope from front of stage back to the sound booth so there’s at least one place trying to help out the smallfolk

14.03.2026 14:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

look, can anyone deny the charisma dripping off Marc Alaimo even as he plays a space fascist??

14.03.2026 00:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“i want a chevy avalanche but i’d -love- to pay an extra $30,000, can you make it happen?"

13.03.2026 22:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mystery Men is a secret delight

12.03.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ernie Anastos, iconic New York anchor who spent 11 years at WABC-TV, dies at 82 Ernie Anastos spent 11 years as an anchor at Eyewitness News beginning in the late '70s before he left in 1989.

he is no longer fucking that chicken, rip

12.03.2026 22:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dog

@kirkhamilton.com if no one has linked you yet i have found Dog: web.archive.org/web/20191222...

12.03.2026 22:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

clearly not rewarding enough

12.03.2026 14:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bart looks sad.  marge has linda yaccarino’s face.  she dribbles a basketball.  the caption says “Watch out for the YAC attack.”  I’m so so sorry.

bart looks sad. marge has linda yaccarino’s face. she dribbles a basketball. the caption says “Watch out for the YAC attack.” I’m so so sorry.

11.03.2026 02:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i feel like people should STILL be talking about Strip Law so if you haven’t watched it stop reading my stupid posts and go watch it

09.03.2026 03:22 👍 49 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 1

He’s coming for the flub crown

09.03.2026 01:48 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

don’t even need to look it up, would automatically know that Epic Fury is a Christian metalcore band

07.03.2026 17:12 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

have to assume it’s the Bela Lugosi figure from Ed Wood

06.03.2026 17:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

tony delk on NOTICE

06.03.2026 03:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

even when main street’s still all cracked and broken???

06.03.2026 00:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i really don’t get it, team is in good playoff position (even after that turd last night) and they want to move the captain for futures? I don’t think they’re winning the Cup this year but playoff hockey is always a good thing, and shipping out the team leader is gonna kill the locker room

05.03.2026 17:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keep;

Kick;

Soft Keep;

Keep (I’m sure they have a show in Pittsburgh this calendar year)

05.03.2026 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dropping that kind of chemical attack on any country is surely against the Geneva convention

04.03.2026 18:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we love some raised by wolves posting

04.03.2026 03:29 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

grant you also have to consider that 95% of all US lawyers are Defector commenters so he’s gonna have a lot of trouble finding -anyone- open to help him

03.03.2026 02:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

says the dork still QTing me

02.03.2026 19:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lmao such a fucking loser

02.03.2026 19:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

yet you can’t seem to do it without sounding like a white nationalist, so fuck right off

02.03.2026 19:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

not dodging the anti-Semite allegations with this one pal

02.03.2026 19:03 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

that’s the LuHi in him

02.03.2026 03:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ryan coogler aiming to get involved with this

28.02.2026 17:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My question is do I have to like, RUN run or can i do a light jog with walking breaks

cuz then I’m doing two miles in 20ish minutes while drinking a beer five times, then I have 22 hours left to do 19 beers and all those tacos

27.02.2026 16:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it is so incredibly fun to watch Matthew Schaefer play hockey

27.02.2026 01:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think they’re fine where they are - I like that they incorporate other titles (ie, CMLL World Title) into the mix as well as having that National Title being a roving belt. I get the complaint that some belts occasionally get forgotten but that’s less on the titles and more on the writers room

26.02.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kick;

Kick;

Keep;

Keep.

26.02.2026 00:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

EXPLAIN HOW COLONEL

25.02.2026 01:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0