This Machine Kills Stormtroopers

God bless America, this America

Ach not me mixing up Sierra Leone and Equatorial Guinea

www.maptap.gg March 9
99🎯 98🎯 99🎯 95🏅 58😑
Final score: 854

you do not need to wait for jesus to “come back.” dig through the rubble of any bombed out apartment complex, office building or, yes, girls’ school, and you’ll find him there, covered in dust.

christians looking for jesus in every war we start, every missile we fire, every conquering despot we crown, and never in the one place jesus promised he could be found: among the poor, the starving, the oppressed.

A new challenger approaches

Spoken like someone who’s never had pulled pork and collards in an egg roll

Joke doesn’t even work, we had James Buchanan!

…how exactly does one become a “volunteer tall-ship sailor”

I’m learning now for the first time that it successfully broke paywall containment

No, you’re better than me because you have a CBBWorld subscription

Typo turns this from solid advice to incredibly funny joke

Kenneth Branagh’s Much Ado About Nothing manages this well

Deinocheirus illustration by Gabriel U

Evil and intimidating goose

Oh I mean it’s totally GOP coded, in *general*, but the idea that Talarico and Fetterman have… basically ANYthing in common beyond gender and skin color is just pretty funny. Just watch the guy talk for 5 minutes!

In their defense uhhhhhhh big meathead and pastor are both GOP-coded in a vibes kind of way uhhhhh what’s that he’s PCUSA? I’m hearing this for the first time

Somehow he didn’t perceive someone coming from his right

Probably a great cormorant, they appear throughout the UK

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

Call me a prude with my head in the sand but, uh, is this a *trend*?

Love a good map game, thanks for the share

www.maptap.gg March 3
98🔥 98🎯 98🎯 81🌟 96🔥
Final score: 923

Someone on the team is just biding their time until the perfect moment to drop “Kier, Chosen One Kier” from Severance into another paperwork spree

How do Black Mesa and Yellowstone happen? South California is intuitive

Describing my favorite games poorly:

- if I even begin to describe this game I am legally obligated to kill myself and then you

- using the power of the moon to acquire cake

- giant worms want YOU! For renewable energy

- stepmom fixes your parents’ marriage

KOTOR 2, I think

What is your favorite non-dinosaur extinct animal?

Still can’t get my head around him saying in Nov ‘20, after voting third-party for the second time in his life, that if things kept going they way they were going he might vote Dem in the next one, and then voted Trump 24 “purely on the economy issue” 🤦‍♂️

Praying I can get my extremely not online, reads only centrist news but not excessively and distrusts anything partisan, old (🥲) white retired natural gas guy in a blood red state (who is historically conservative) comes around. I think there’s a chance but it’ll take some conversation.

I hate to sound like a broken record, but the tools to correct literally all of this nonsense are sitting in the toolbox just the distance of a couple of spines to uphold a sworn oath away.

I love how your signature resembles an icthyosaur

Reading again I think I misunderstood what you meant when you said the mainline was “overtaken by the right” (assuming now you meant surpassed rather than taken over)