Laura 🌞

For a girl who used to literally tweet her life, I sure have nothing to say here.

Huh

In case anyone is wondering why my romantasy book count is increasing...

I've deleted Tiktok and I need some kind of self destruction in my day.

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.

My favourite part of this is that if you are pretending to know nothing about musicals, Sweeney Todd is way too specific a pull.

Not gonna lie, I only remembered it today because it's one of the NYT Crossword hints today.

Fuck Harry Potter

Go read Skyward by BranSan. It's a YA series about flight school. In SPACE. and it has a talking ship.

Hear no evil, hear all evil, hear some evil.

A drawing of the bronze statue of Molly Malone wheeling a cart with the title "Electrify Molly Malone: saps get zapped. They deserve it!"

I have a proposal

SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

This is the best newsclip to come out of Queensland since this gem

That buff Mr Tayto scares and upsets me

There, I said it

ELROND: the fate of this world rests on your shoulders, young master hobbit. you must complete this journey, or else middle earth will face certain death and doom unto all men
FRODO: can my friends come
ELROND: yes

Oddly comforting to log into a whole new app and type in old Twitter usernames, find y'all and have basically the same feed as before.