Chocolate Sarcophagus

I feel like a million bugs

Street art in Hua Hin.

Eat a little honey. Always turns my cough off for a little while.

An extremely reassuring presence no matter what he played.

Me too, but I honestly couldn't tell you why.

I miss the "not a witch" lady.

This checks out with the evolution of my kid's use of greetings.

Two cushions with a stack n whack hexagon in the centre and colourful fabric piecing as a border

Cushions made from scraps from my latest quilt, no pattern, just used foundation paper piecing for the border #quiltsky #quilting #kaffefassett

This is what made me leave Twitter.

2016 makeup trends have a lot to answer for

...and it's fun to see men do pointlessly miserable work.

CAMERA DOWN, MAN. CAMERA DOWN.

It's pedantry in service of making a rapist seem less bad.

For example, when people advocate for switching to agricultural methods that do not scale and cannot feed the world, we should respond to them as if they are advocating for mass starvation. Because they are.

You missed an R I think.

Babies are going to have to live in bubbles until they go to kindergarten.

So how long are we going to tolerate this

So what? That contributes no clarity here. I'm not going to grandfather in sexual abuse of a child.

13 is middle school

A lot of people have said to me "there's so much crazy stuff in the Epstein files that turned out to be true, why shouldn't I believe [whatever unfounded thing would make me feel good." Because you are giving away your power if you do that.

At this point I have no idea what groceries *should* cost.

In real life I tend to feel a type of busty solidarity with other top-heavy women, but if your profile pic online is all about your boobs, it's a block. I am not part of your little business.

Like, fuck it, forget taking the high road. Children are dying. Tuberculosis is back. We didn’t effectively shut down COVID.

Bully antivaxxers. Please. Don’t be racist/sexist/ableist about it, but go ahead and make them cry.

FUCK.

Herd immunity, so fucking important, and we're vaporizing it

A box for Thinklearn dustpan and brush set, pictured is a small pastel pink hand broom with a leopard print handle in a black dustpan. The side of the box is labeled Thinklearn: Unstoppable and self-sufficient: Women shaping their own destiny.

Nothing makes me feel more unstoppable and self-sufficient; a woman shaping my own destiny than using a small pink broom to clean up after my cats.

A female wolverine standing on a rock.

🐾 Happy World Wolverine Day!
Today we’re celebrating Laura, Zoo Boise’s wolverine. In the wild, wolverines thrive in snowy, wooded mountain regions. Although they are rarely seen in the wild, guests at Zoo Boise have the unique opportunity to see this powerful and elusive animal up close.

There is no evidence that Epstein blackmailed American policymakers. This is getting insane.

To be fair that's what's being sold to us.

As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes