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Schlap Schlap

@mebutworse

My name is cat! | he/they | 20 | silly little guy!!!! I dont use this much,,,

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Posts 24.07.2023
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Latest posts by Schlap Schlap @mebutworse

If I had the money I’d use dubious internet methods to find out where my online acquaintances live and send them these

29.10.2024 01:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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remember to always pet your fellow scientist

27.10.2024 17:51 👍 3192 🔁 634 💬 29 📌 3
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EPIC GAMER COMIC 23

27.10.2024 01:46 👍 1324 🔁 81 💬 12 📌 2
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EPIC GAMER COMIC 22

26.10.2024 22:55 👍 642 🔁 30 💬 0 📌 0

chicken dog, im in the house like carpet

27.10.2024 00:47 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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26.10.2024 20:57 👍 45389 🔁 13516 💬 841 📌 761

can't go to work without getting a little boner bruh cuz why my coworkers talking about 250 ""feet"" ""pounds"" and tranny fluid

26.10.2024 00:33 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their boobs

06.02.2024 23:13 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

they really call it a yellow jack it. thats like pee. and jackin it. crazy what the left is doing nowadays

25.10.2024 13:55 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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25.10.2024 01:34 👍 25919 🔁 4447 💬 400 📌 165
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23.10.2024 23:15 👍 23992 🔁 2993 💬 368 📌 106

omg are people actually using bluesky now?? wowza,,,,,

23.10.2024 01:56 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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i'm just gonna start posting no-context doodles from my group chats

27.08.2023 23:20 👍 350 🔁 33 💬 9 📌 1

THE MUGSHOT IS OUT OMG

25.08.2023 02:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this summer the east coast had wildfire smoke and now the west coast has a hurricane hitting it, cultural exchange

20.08.2023 18:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bluesky please give me invite codes it is so boring on here right now i need my silly little friends, what is a clown in a car by itself?

19.08.2023 04:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A nurse says to a patient hooked up to blood bag "we're going to draw some blood" A photograph of a hand then literally draws some blood in the bag. The nurse says "see? that wasn't do bad." The patient, asks "was that... was that God?"

A nurse says to a patient hooked up to blood bag "we're going to draw some blood" A photograph of a hand then literally draws some blood in the bag. The nurse says "see? that wasn't do bad." The patient, asks "was that... was that God?"

16.08.2023 20:19 👍 10062 🔁 2889 💬 27 📌 33

so funny to me that im on this website so early, its all big fandom accounts, famous people, gimmick accounts, and silly ol me

10.08.2023 19:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the annoying dorky x logo on the twitter building

the annoying dorky x logo on the twitter building

the annoying dorky x logo on the twitter building, but lit up at night. and it flashes!

the annoying dorky x logo on the twitter building, but lit up at night. and it flashes!

*batman voice* alfred, it's the divorce signal

29.07.2023 18:26 👍 2668 🔁 597 💬 36 📌 18

i only make out with girls who identify with the word faggot

28.07.2023 04:22 👍 60 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 1

blocking is misunderstood by many, so here's a good rule of thumb: when i block you it's because i am politely unsubscribing from your replies. when you block me it's because you are a censor denying me my rightful spot in the marketplace of free ideas, and because you hate friendship and love

25.07.2023 16:14 👍 3172 🔁 572 💬 33 📌 17
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24.07.2023 17:23 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Image: Elon Musk Crying Chaser Headline: ‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child

Image: Elon Musk Crying Chaser Headline: ‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child

BREAKING: https://chaser.com.au/general-news/stop-calling-it-twitter-says-guy-who-deadnames-his-own-child/

25.07.2023 08:47 👍 1225 🔁 300 💬 9 📌 11

what a polite young girl

25.07.2023 13:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my sona spinning around as if placed in a microwave

my sona spinning around as if placed in a microwave

hi guys hiiiiiii

24.07.2023 15:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0