Our failsafe in case of a situation like this has already been activated and is infiltrating as we speak. You can kill our avatars, but you cannot kill us. LEGION HAS SPOKEN.

𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖚𝖘 𝖋𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖗 𝖎𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖒 𝖖𝖚𝖆𝖉𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖊 𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖔 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖒 𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎

Oh HaHa, sO FuCkInG FuNnY. "We're loving and compassionate, except when it comes to our political opponents, then we're bloodthirsty rapist pedophiles!"

I want to give the good boy hugs and tell him he'll be okay

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

a photo of an australian shepherd with unique coloring. his snout and forehead are brown and tan, but the rest of his head and chest are white. he has one light ear and one dark one. he’s standing on a bright green patch of grass and facing the camera. his brown tail tipped with white is a puffy blur behind him.

This is Milow. He knows beauty comes from the inside, but he also happens to have it on the outside. 14/10 rare as h*ck (IG: aussiemilow_)

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

Photo of a ginger and white cat standing mid-stride on a wooden floor, looking judgemental with aeroplane ears.

JUST POPPED IN TO CHEK HOOMAN STILL HEER

BAK OWT ON PATROL NOW

I picked up the title of El Cirujano at one of my favorite jobs where I worked with several Hispanic coworkers. It's an appropriate title considering my favorite tools and the things I've learned from some specialists.

What's fucking next, shooting kids who don't automatically go for SAR? How about you let little Tom and Sally BE THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF FORCING PERMANENT IRREVERSIBLE SURGERY ON THEM THAT LEADS TO SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD PLAY GOD???

*drops a bomb down a volcano*
Now we can play for real

*loads up a black hole*
Oops, did I just destroy the universe?

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*ANGRILY CHEWS MY BANANAS EVEN MORE LOUDLY*

The otter keeper gave this baby otter a sock to keep warm. She later turned it into a onesie with holes for the hands, feet, and tail

Jumping spiders, abandoned places, handcrafted knives.

One person's abandoned structure is another's playground.

Photo of a ginger and white cat looking intently towards at a dangling beige string. He's definitely thinking about jumping for it. The cat sits on a browny-grey tiled floor.

ZOOMIES LOADIN

An adorable raccoon.

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*pulls out my tools*

Leia was a very happy kitty today, she got a free new toy with her new litterbox

An adorable raccoon.

puddins trying to lick his own belly in front of the fireplace

classic puddins.

Handsome lil tuxedo cat

Normalize cargo pants for women, they have plenty of pockets to carry lots of stuff.

There's nothing stopping women from wearing cargo pants or men's pants. I wear clothes with lots of pockets by default these days because I carry a lot of stuff with me everywhere.

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Fun fact, Psycho Killer is getting filmed at the real Three Mile Island nuclear reactor.

Crude drawing of child and father. Child: Dad hwat was it like a livin in the 90s Dad: Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there

Little Bubby Child

*hiding under the bed with a knife*
Shhhh.....