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@dislocatedcanadian

Dislocated Canadian GI doc now living and working in South Bay, CA. Husband and dad of 3. Follow me for thoughts on healthcare systems, left leaning political reflections, sportball opinions and tv hot takes.

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Sounds like the right call
It’s some kind of life metaphor I’m not clever enough to articulate

15.06.2025 01:04 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Yup. It’s that or a whole ultrasound probe. Guess you could choose 🤷🏻‍♂️

15.06.2025 01:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Love that I can blame that on Trump too!

02.03.2025 02:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is the basketball we grew up with. Don’t understand when the passive switch became so acceptable
Great game and great win!

01.03.2025 03:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“If you cheezpect nothing from anyone you will never be disappointed”
- Sylvia Plath

28.02.2025 20:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hillcrest represent!! 💪🏽

25.02.2025 01:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It taught me to stop washing my legs

25.02.2025 01:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s such a tough time. My wife and I (both medical) always thought if we could be performing at 70 percent at home and work that was all we could reasonably expect of ourselves.

Hang in there everyone. Be kind to yourself, you are doing amazing!

15.02.2025 15:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There is a lot to be stressed, upset, sad and scared about these days. But every now and then you catch a glimpse of a sign language interpreter signing Sir Mix-a-Lot’s Baby Got Back (and killing it!) and you realize we are going to be ok.

31.01.2025 17:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We she sends the 🔥 emoji

31.01.2025 14:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heard in the RFK hearings:

“When you continue to sow doubt about settled science, it makes it impossible for us to move forward”

Thank you Senator Hassan!

No one thinks we shouldn’t ask questions but conflating that with relitigating established knowledge undermines public trust and safety.

30.01.2025 18:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blue Christmas
Purple rain
Red red wine
Back in black
Yellow polka dot bikini

29.01.2025 14:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Heading to Nashville this weekend with a few friends for a collective birthday weekend. Locals let me know any tips!
#nashville

28.01.2025 23:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had march 1st in my breakup pool!

24.01.2025 14:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reading the comments with interest as a Canadian Gen Xer who identifies as liberal. Have to admit it’s hard to weed out the noise. Anyone want to summarize both sides of the argument for me?

21.01.2025 22:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No better sign of middle age than the awkward handshake/fist bump/bro hug confusion

18.01.2025 06:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy to help! Think of the fat as a signal that something may be going on but not the actual source of the problem. Similar to seeing water white spots in your tonsils can mean you have strep but if they test and it’s negative they can stop worrying about it

17.01.2025 08:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0


The only caveat is they may consider a small bowel MR or CT to make sure there isn’t inflammation higher up.

14.01.2025 14:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It’s somewhat subjective, especially at the time of surgery. Likely an overcall on the part of the surgeon. If colonoscopy and biopsies ok then that is very reassuring that there is no Inflammatory Bowel Disease.

14.01.2025 14:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Glow from Palisades fire as seen from Hermosa Pier this evening. Can smell the smoke all the way in the South Bay, can’t imagine what it’s like closer.
To think we almost moved there. Scary times folk

08.01.2025 06:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ummmm

05.01.2025 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Played it for my teenagers yesterday!

05.01.2025 17:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One episode into “The man on the inside” has only reinforced Ted Danson as the best comedic actor of my lifetime. Not even sure who is second?

31.12.2024 18:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many electoral votes would Canada have? Wouldn’t it guarantee democratic rule indefinitely?
(Mental exercise only!)

28.12.2024 00:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ntmu! Canadian trained gastroenterologist recently relocated to sunny california. Lots of ibd management in past and hopefully going forward!
#gisky #gastrosky #ibd

27.12.2024 01:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Great summary of some of the year’s highlights
#gastrosky

15.12.2024 22:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Interior Chinatown?
Anyone?
Maybe biased toward two great characters (Robyn from Dave and Jian Yang from Silicon Valley) but it’s kinda good? Right?

12.12.2024 01:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Totally agree as fellow Gen x
Bill and Ted
Mr. Burns
Wayne
I could go on…

12.12.2024 01:13 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Anyone else find the “No Loitering” sign at the DMV ironic?

10.12.2024 22:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Came here to say this!

10.12.2024 20:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0