Today is Capybara Appreciation Day! @nutsness.bsky.social @pastoralexlove.bsky.social @stanlee1.bsky.social @profpunkylolypop.bsky.social @maggieupcycled.bsky.social
The Church of the Forgiving Eagle's Megahamsters are there to protect YOU from atheist cats!
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle🙏🦅🐹
Hey @pastoralexlove.bsky.social & @mistressalex.bsky.social. ATHEIST cats are now hacking ATMs! What is the CotFE gonna do about this?
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The atheists are now running blasphemous memes to destroy religions.
#BlessedIsTheForgivingEagle
Happy Birthday @pastoralexlove.bsky.social
I made it especially!
This is something I'd expect to see from @pastoralexlove.bsky.social
Give me a shout when you are back on Twitter buddy and I can get the message out 🙏
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social is this you?
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Pastor Alex's return to Bluesky is being delayed as he is doing his best to free Christians as atheists newest pet.
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@pastoralexlove.bsky.social you got a shout-out from IHIP News on YouTube today. Sad, I think she took one of your posts seriously, didn't see the satire... 🤦🏼♂️
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social atheist cats are even coming for our COFFEE!
Yep 🙏
Today at Easter Sunday mass @pastoralexlove.bsky.social doled out the bread wafers and said "This is the body of Christ. JESUS has risen!"
I expect that's due to the yeast.🤔🤷♀️
#ThisIsAllTrue
I told @pastoralexlove.bsky.social that last night I was on a 1st date and the guy tried to put his hand up my skirt!
Pastor: "Really??? The striped one?" #ThisIsAllTrue
The Church of the Forgiving Eagle. Sorry @pastoralexlove.bsky.social How much do I owe you for 100 pardons for my unforgivable sin to call your church by the wrong name, twice?
My good friend Leah totalled her superbike in December. Lots of spinal surgeries and plaster castes but she's felling OK now thanks to expensive Special Prayers from @pastoralexlove.bsky.social, science and cutting-edge medical research.
Blessed is The Forgiving Eagle 🙏
That time I went to London and met @pastoralexlove.bsky.social
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@pastoralexlove.bsky.social I'm sure Jesus would expect this in the car of members of your congregation
Today in confession I told @pastoralexlove.bsky.social that I hear voices telling me to do things!
He told me to ignore them, say 3 Hail Marys and carry on killing people. Oh, and to tithe on my way out of his mega-church. @mistressalex.bsky.social will confirm. #ThisIsAllTrue.
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle!
Yay
Where?
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social
Some people were asking me where is Pastor Alex and why is he not on Bluesky. Please be patient. He will come and come again for everyone here. He is currently dealing with some vandals at one of his many churches
I'm NOT saying @pastoralexlove.bsky.social is a perv but when his mansion was raided tonight they didn't just take his Amstrad CPC464 but also his fucking DREAM CATCHER!
He's fucked but #ThisIsAllTrue
It's actually better than that. The picture comes from dogs sitting through @pastoralexlove.bsky.social doing a one-man rendition of "All Dogs Go to Heaven." Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle!
Strange sermon by @pastoralexlove.bsky.social at church today!
All he said was "Drink! Feck! Girls! Women's knickers! That would be an ecumenical matter! Hairy Japanese bastards!"
#ThisIsAllTrue
Is this what @pastoralexlove.bsky.social would feed to his congregation? I think we should be told.
@pastoralexlove.bsky.social The Church of the Forgiving Eagle now realizes that the events of the last three Little Orphans Easter Egg Hunts were not actually tiny, individualized children's raptures. We apologize for the error and will hold the event at a different location this year.
