This has the same vibe as when, as a teen, I called my Dad to ask for help after I had crashed the family car.

Absolute classic.

Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran’s attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships, in conjunction with the United States of America, to keep the Strait open and safe. We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are. Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated. In the meantime, the United States will be bombing the hell out of the shoreline, and continually shooting Iranian Boats and Ships out of the water. One way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Days after declaring total victory and boasting that no other military could match the US, Trump is now begging other countries — including China — to send warships to stop his Iran war from spiraling into catastrophe.

A galactic humiliation.

Brendan Carr tweet: Broadcasters that are running hoaxes and news distortions - also known as the fake news - have a chance now to correct course before their license renewals come up. The law is clear. Broadcasters must operate in the public interest, and they will lose their licenses if they do not. And frankly, changing course is in their own business interests since trust in legacy media has now fallen to an all time low of just 9% and are ratings disasters. The American people have subsidized broadcasters to the tune of billions of dollars by providing free access to the nation’s airwaves. It is very important to bring trust back into media, which has earned itself the label of fake news. When a political candidate is able to win a landslide election victory after in the face of hoaxes and distortions, there is something very wrong. It means the public has lost faith and confidence in the media. And we can’t allow that to happen. Time for change! Trump "Truth": Yet again, an intentionally misleading headline by the Fake News Media about the five tanker planes that were supposedly struck down at an Airport in Saudi Arabia, and of no further use. In actuality, the Base was hit a few days ago, but the planes were not “struck” or “destroyed.” Four of the five had virtually no damage, and are already back in service. One had slightly more damage, but will be in the air shortly. None were destroyed, or close to that, as the Fake News said in headlines. The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal (in particular), and other Lowlife “Papers” and Media actually want us to lose the War. Their terrible reporting is the exact opposite of the actual facts! They are truly sick and demented people that have no idea the damage they cause the United States of America. Fortunately, as proven by our Great and Conclusive Election Win in 2024, the People of our Country understand what is happening far better than the Fake News Media! President DONALD J. TRUMP

FCC to journalists: cover the Iran war the way the president prefers or lose your broadcast license.

The Strategists. Newsday.com/matt

It was just a bad time for her shrooms to kick in.

And Phillies fans will boo one of them.

“So we took Kristi down to the gravel pit, and….”

Give the man his due: the mink stole that his mom is wearing was killed with the dress sword Trumpie is wearing.

We’re doomed. You know the last time Trump felt something in his bone?

But his hair is salon perfect! Good thing he's got his own makeup room in the White House.

"I mean, obviously, not me, or any members of my family. Or my friend's families. Or, you know, those of well-to-do folks."

So now it's our turn to kill a whole lot of people who don't deserve it.

Swell. Our military is being led by a walking, talking GI Joe doll with small man syndrome.

This will go well.

Undaunted Reporting on Trump need not be wishy-washy

"Now, more than ever, the press must rigorously expose Trump’s delusions, lies, and blunders while they spotlight the victims and consequences of Trump’s reign of chaos."

It may cost YOU more money, but oil companies get rich so “overall” it’s good news. The Trump regime, folks! 🙃

Playing the hits, I see.

Who needs a plan when you’ve got feelings?

You know, we didn't really need any more confirmation that everyone in this administration is 12, but the hits just keep on coming.

Shoutout to Captain Lou! What fun video!

"Of course, I also think a Big Mac is food, so what the fuck do I know?"

THANK YOU for calling a lie a lie.

"And what wine will sir be having along with the word salad today?"

Show your work.

While she looks on, smiles validly, nods encouragingly. A Nomar Garciaparra bobble head would be an adequate replacement for a FoxHead.

Agreed, it’s a ridiculous article. Across the country, well patient visits are down, and folks are declining necessary but elective procedures; one told me he knows his dog has teeth that need to be removed, and he can afford it, but is putting it off because he might need that money for gas or food

My total is three. Can we ask him to show his work?

What a cast! Oh, and OJ, too.

Vance: " If you're worried about the world spinning out of control, if you're worried about a military draft, if you're worried about, God forbid, a world war, the best way to prevent it is to vote for Donald Trump."

This is probably fine.