Future generations will never truly appreciate what an exquisitely fucking stupid time this was to be alive.
13.03.2026 02:07
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Future generations will never truly appreciate what an exquisitely fucking stupid time this was to be alive.
Trucks carry less than half of one percent of even a modest-sized tanker and there's considerable effort in loading and unloading, but POP OFF, Chairman of a $5B company.
"How the FUCK are we still doing Daylight Savings Time in 2026?"
I can't believe Daylight Savings Time is the *least* fucking stupidest thing about this month so far.
STEER CLEAR OF KRISTI, DOGS.
oh ok so at least one person is taking RFK's health advice.
The last decade has given me a new appreciation for this brand of urinal screen.
"Furniture manufacturers should NOT be legally allowed to design products that let you assemble it with one piece backwards or upside-down."
"Why he would hate the term is baffling to me. It would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it."
Trump prepping for his State of the Union.
Goooood morning, fellow Embarricans!
Ladies and gentlemen ... your new Supreme Court justices.
Wait'll she finds out Charlotte Caffey and Belinda Carlisle were in Pulp Fiction.
Making this prediction now: on July 4, he will force the National Archives to unseal its engrossed copy of The Declaration of Independence so he can add his manic signature in Sharpie.
My favorite Super Bowls are multiples of 20 when the Patriots get their ass handed to them.
Sorry, can't talk. Sobbing uncontrollably at a potato chip commercial.
Super Bowl game audio vs. commercial audio.
I respect his right to be Hooversexual.
Sadly ironic that the paper of Woodward and Bernstein is now run (into the ground) by all the president's men.
If there was a show called "How Dude Perfridiculous Starring Mr. Mark Roberbeast," my 9 y.o. would never stop watching.
RAVE reviews of the Melania documentary from Amazon employees who definitely were not forced to purchase a ticket on opening weekend.
Are the Grammys held every 6-8 weeks now?
I feel like it's around that. Like 6-8 weeks between Grammys.
Bottom right of p. 13 almost made me pass out laughing.
