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Erin Swartz (she/her)

@bouzannesnaques

Science Educator LGBTQIA+ Dog Mom Hooman Mom I like silly stuff I also answer to Mrs. Wartz Typos are present Doyenne of Awkwardness I have one faulty brain and three stomachs Sarcasm and snacks are my love languages *Please use alt text on images

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I love that song!

11.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful❀️

11.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a teacher, I can say that I am definitely matching the DST tired, cranky energy todayπŸ˜…

09.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope that something unexpected and wonderful leapfrogs into your day! Happy birthday 🐸

09.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So good :)

09.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Overachiever :)

09.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
There is an open box of See's candy in the writer's lap. Nothing is left inside the box, except brown, ruffled candy panties. The person holding the box is wearing a gray sweatshirt, blue pajama bottoms with a gold star pattern, and pink socks with red toes. A portion of the phrase, "I love you s'more," is visible across the front of the sock.

There is an open box of See's candy in the writer's lap. Nothing is left inside the box, except brown, ruffled candy panties. The person holding the box is wearing a gray sweatshirt, blue pajama bottoms with a gold star pattern, and pink socks with red toes. A portion of the phrase, "I love you s'more," is visible across the front of the sock.

4:15pm - eating See's candy in last night's pajamas.

Send me $400 for my book of inspirational wisdom because I'm basically your life coach right now.

08.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Same same same❀️

08.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meal prep in the tiny chaos kitchen:

*Slow-cooked pork roast.

-->Might become tacos or go in some fried rice?

*Lentil soup w/ sweet potato & spinach.

-->Getting scooped up with a warm hunk of bread.

*BEC breakfast burritos, with green onion, spinach, and a splash of hot sauce.

08.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful!

08.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is very pretty.

08.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ick.

Spray him with some Axe and hope that he scurries back into his dark corner.

08.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Woke myself up with my own snoring this morning.

Rude.

08.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Mainly note to self

08.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

Beautiful❀️

08.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pictured is a baseball player at bat. He's wearing a blue, short-sleeved jersey with the name Swartz and the number 21 on the back. The batter is wearing white pants, a blue belt, and blue striped socks. It's a beautiful day! The grass on the field is green and the sky is turquoise blue.

Pictured is a baseball player at bat. He's wearing a blue, short-sleeved jersey with the name Swartz and the number 21 on the back. The batter is wearing white pants, a blue belt, and blue striped socks. It's a beautiful day! The grass on the field is green and the sky is turquoise blue.

First baseball game of the season for my kiddo❀️

08.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

07.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trust me, you'll be happier if you route around SJ, CA. The traffic is awful!

07.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right on!

BTW, you have a fantastic collection of jewelry🀩

07.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Update: ears have been cleaned

07.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the way to Saturday!

07.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pictured is a lady and her dog, sitting on a gray chair. The dog is tan colored with wiry whisps of hair around her ears. The woman is wearing an olive colored hoodie, black-framed glasses, and a silly grin because the dog is sitting on her shoulder and licking her ear.

Pictured is a lady and her dog, sitting on a gray chair. The dog is tan colored with wiry whisps of hair around her ears. The woman is wearing an olive colored hoodie, black-framed glasses, and a silly grin because the dog is sitting on her shoulder and licking her ear.

Current situation❀️

07.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes the clothes want a taste of what you're eating ;)

07.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
A Fearless Eye – The Photography of Barbara Ramos Opening reception: Friday, March 6,Β 5-8pm Exhibit Dates: March 6 – May 16, 2026

Bay Area folks, photographer Barbara Ramos has a fantastic exhibit showing at the Harvey Milk Photo Center in San Francisco❀️

www.harveymilkphotocenter.org/events/a-fea...

07.03.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Preach!

06.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lawd, what do we gotta do to get a margarita machine installed at work?

05.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Preach❀️πŸ’ͺ

05.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, too!

05.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peanut butter and honey still rocks, too❀️ 🀘

05.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Be a proud B-CH!

05.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0