Elle Wears Toit Pants

To the one person who reads my posts, hi.

I don’t think this fight
will end with make-up
sex.

Accidentally clicked my yahoo news tab

The internet was better when the modem screamed.

What's the first thing you find attractive in someone? Some idiot : THERE EYES

Me, a smartass who hates dummies.

A love story in two pictures.

Roses are red
Violets are blue

a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a window . ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a window .

Australia voted last night. Conservatives lost 😂🤣

Hiiiiii

“Groceries. It’s a bag with different things in it.”

😂🤣

The US President

Rest in peace, Val.

🖤

Bora Bora?

Can’t, cuz poor-a poor-a.

It’s the coolest thing ever.

I fucking love Alanna Ubach.

💜you know I’m always here.

When a clown moves into a palace, the clown doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus.

- Turkish Proverb -

😂

And we thank Sydney for her service.

Same!

I love his cooking show

The versatility of Stanley Tucci.

curly.

Megan Sheppard's fight tonight ?? I'm guessing this text means you're making Sheppards pie tonight. lol stupid Siri

When your texting is so bad your friends are just used to it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My little girl is 11 today. 🥺