thewinekone

Your HC? 🥺

It's tough because we have an Asian dude and a bald dude. Is this a trick question and I'm the woman?

Is that us with one of my mods?

Remind me to sing some Smashing Pumpkins to you.

He is, but on a side account. Actually, it's pretty much his main right now, but he keeps it a secret. There's a possibility that, in the future, he might reveal it in all its glory. Until then, it's just a mystery.

It's been a while since I used this. Sorry, babe, forgive me? Now, when I said "babe," was I talking to Bluesky as if it were my babe or did I mean YOU specifically? I mean, it could be you. I'll call you whatever you want, hun. That's right, I'll call you that too, sugar. That as well. 🫦😍😘 Darling.

Mandatory optional is like sending someone a gigantic heart emoji out of the blue. You may think it's optional, but it's actually mandatory or they never speak to you again. Hope this helps.

Remind me to do a personalized hello to you if you come onto the stream again. I already had one in mind and forgot. Also, you're right, time for me to spread them. Please embrace me.

I forgot to tell people they're entitled to it since they subscribed. Thanks for reminding me. Also, yes, I'll make this yours. I might tweak it a bit.

Personalized lyrics comin' up!

Dude, I fear I'm facing a problem
You've loved me so long now, I know and
Maybe there is nothing that I can do
To make you stop

Why do you always have to make things so awkward?

Don't worry, it's not you, it's me. I uploaded that one and another purposely pixelated to match the originals.

Oh no, I'm doing the thing where you make an account on a site and forget about it after using it for two weeks. But I sensed how you yearned for something from me, so now I'm here. So now what? Are you going to reply to this? Are we going to have a conversation? Should we start e-dating... babe?

These lyrics are personalized just for you, Michael.

In my fee-eed, in my fee-ee-ee-eed
Sta-alker, sta-alker, sta-alker-er-er

I still haven’t shared this profile anywhere, so it still feels very secretive. Even more secretive than my Threads account since people found me because it’s linked to Instagram. Congrats on being the few who know about this. Or congrats on being a stalker creepo. Is it weird that I’m turned on?

Thanks. I think I have it solved. It was just a simple check of a box.

Also, someone once asked me if I received their “Bluesky,” as if the name of the site/app is used to say “post.” How embarrassing, am I right?

I always feel like I use these microblog incorrectly because instead of the micro part, I always try to use the maximum number of characters. I suppose I’m helping you improve your attention span. I won’t let your brain rot with short blips of ideas. You will take a moment to read all I have to say.

I streamed today and it was a disaster. I had messed with my settings earlier, so things were wonky. Alerts weren’t alerting, the chat feed wasn’t feeding, and the stream wasn’t streaming (properly). At least my computer didn’t explode. It’d be hilarious if this were a “famous last words” situation.

I was going to say yes, but you smiled and it made me uncomfortable to.

Here's the update that everyone's been waiting for! Since my last great post, I have somewhat hinted to someone that I'm on Bluesky now. Exciting, right? Will they actually follow me on here? Who knows?

Wait! I just noticed a blue dot with a 2 appear on the notification bell! Could that be them?!

Technically, this is my secret Bluesky account since I've never linked to it anywhere else. On Threads, people would find me through Instagram since they're linked. So this is super secret. Congratulations! Then again, you might have used an extension to find this profile. I take back my congrats.