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Page one of a four-page comic made from The Electric State screenshots with speech bubbles. Also I don't remember the character names, and neither should you. We'll call them Chris Pratt and Robot, who's voiced by heavily filtered and barely recognizable Anthony Mackie. Panel one, opening title: The Electric Prostate. We open on a wide shot of a truck in the middle of nowhere. Robot, off screen: "So it's a sex toy?" Chris Pratt, off screen: "No, it's THE sex toy." Panel two, inside the truck. Chris Pratt, shaggy wig and porn stache on full display, looking somewhat upset: "It was called Zapper first, but Nintendo sued them. They renamed to Power Plug. And I've been looking for it for years! I don't think this one works tho. I don't feel anything. Damn." Panel three, closeup shot of the Robot chilling in the truck bed. Robot: "And that's a bad thing why? Didn't it kill a bunch of people before the recall?"

Page two of The Electric Prostate comic. Panel one, inside the truck. Chris Pratt: "It only sent like seven guys to the ER. Just one of them died. It's perfectly safe to stick an electrode into your asshole." Panel two, Chris Pratt clumsily steps down from the truck. Chris Pratt: "And this one doesn't even wo-- Holy cow, it works!" The plug makes buzzing electric sounds inside him. Panel three, Chris Pratt hobbles away from the truck as everything around him fills with comic book sounds effects like "Zing! Zap! Bzzzt!" Chris Pratt, to himself in spurts: "I just gotta make it to my bunk-- Look casual and walk fast-- Nope! Walk slow, very, very slow-- Why did I put on these tight jeans--"

Page three of The Electric Prostate. Panel one, a medium shot of the Robot looking concerned. Robot: "You okay, bro? Did you say the toy works?" Panel two, Chris Pratt trying to keep it together as sound effects circle around him like buzzing hornets. Chris Pratt: "No, still broken. Not milking my prostate with electric shocks and vibrations whatsoever. Why" Do I look f-- Fun-- F--" Plug goes "Zzzap! Boink boink boink boink." Panel three, cut into three parts of Chris Pratt closeups looking progressively more and more like the end stages of a poppers trainer video. Chris Pratt, losing it, mouth agape: "Bro, I'm o-- OH! Oh. Kay."

Page three of The Electric Prostate. Sometime later, inside Chris Pratt's underground lair. Panel one, Chris Pratt is holding an electric cord: "Bro, I'm sorry you had to see me have anal orgasm. So now please go into power save mode. Daddy needs to plug this in and have a little alone time." Panel two, the Robot roommate is looking miffed and mildly traumatized: "And when I wake up, then what? I gonna find you dead from dehydration and covered in cum?" Panel three, Chris Pratt opens his vest to give us all a better view of his belly and perky nips in a tight white t-shirt: "No. then we go out to look for the nipple clamps extension." The end. I'm sorry. But not really.

The Electric Prostate

ever since i turned 18, my dad said that i was now the man of the house. he said it was some type of tradition of the family where the son takes his title by seeding his dad & that it’s been done countless of generations.

New vid out now (half hr of milking machine and gooning away)

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I may try to learn Brazilian Jiu Jitsu this year

Page 1 of a comic strip made of three screenshots from the Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses commercial starring Chris Pratt and Chris Hemsworth walking around an art gallery in those wayfarer-type glasses with clear lenses. Panel 1. Close-up of Chris Pratt trying his best to look smart. Panel 2. Medium shot of Chris Pratt looking into the middle distance. “Welp. These X-Ray Specs sure don’t do shit,” he says. “I haven’t seen through anyone’s clothes. And I look like a nerd.” Panel 3. Medium shot of Chris Pratt with Chris Hemsworth walking behind him. “This gotta be the last time I fall for ads in comic books,” sighs Pratt.

Page 2. Panel 1. Medium shot of Chris Hemsworth approaching the Pratt one. “Cool specs, bro,” says Hemsworth. “Are those the X-ray ones? From classifieds?” Panel 2. Medium shot of both Chrises from the side. “Sure. Got me these and a wind-up buzzer,” says Pratt. “And at least the buzzer is buzzing. So much for the X-rays. I only see these weird spirals.” Panel 3. Both Chrises from the other side. Pratt looks sad, while Hemsworth smirks. “Yours must be broken, bro. I don’t see no spirals, just naked people,” says Hemsworth, not looking at Pratt. “Cute ass, by the way.”

Page 3. Panel 1. Chris Pratt turns to Chris Hemsworth, agitated. “Are you for real? You can see through my clothes?” he asks. “And there’s no flashing subliminal commands?” “Pretty much, bro,” says Hemsworth, snacking on a banana. “So how long you been caged?” Panel 2. “It’s these specs, man! They made me wear it!” says Chris Pratt, looking more perturbed. “I can’t resist the commands! ‘Good boys wear glasses.’ ‘Good boys work out.’ ‘Good boys don’t touch themselves.’ ‘Good boys submit.’ Submit to whom?” Panel 3. Chris Hemsworth silently looks at Chris Pratt with a wry smile.

Page 4. Panel 1. Shot of Chris Pratt’s head and shoulders. He’s looking up with a confused expression, mouth agape, at the lines of text flashing in his glasses: “Good boys drop their pants,” “Good boys show hole,” “Good boys relax.” “Let me have a closer look, bro,” says Chris Hemsworth from somewhere below the frame and behind Chris Pratt. “Let’s get you out of these pants, bro.” Panel 2. “Good boys let real men eat their hole,” says flashing text above Pratt’s dopey face. “Damn, bro got cake! Fucking yum!” says Hemsworth from his hideaway below. “Mmm, yeah, open wide for me, bro.” Panel 3. Same shot as the previous two panels, but now Chris Pratt looks into the camera in surprise, his eyebrows raised, eyes wide open and mouth hanging loose. “Oh,” says Hemsworth off screen. “And here’s that buzzer!” The end!

X-Ray Specs

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I need my father to eat my entire cock with his hole until I paint his insides with my load

I need this kind of relationship with my father IRL

Top son here, wishing my biological father was my sub bottom

Where are the bottom dads and the top sons of Bluesky?

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“Sorry babe, gotta stay at the office a little later tonight.”

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Our boss gives very thorough oral reviews…

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“You don’t mind riding my dick, son?”

“Ungh… fuck no…”

“What if your mother finds out?”

“Ungh… she’ll have to deal with it…”

“I knew I raised you right.”

My brother and I could fuck without a single interruption from our wives. If they thought we were watching football, they left us alone for hours.