pokopia comic Torkoal asks ditto to make a path to the pokemon center Ditto makes a lovely perfect path directly to the pokemon center Zoom out and Torkoal is climbing a big pile of rocks slightly to the right of the path: "oh no this is far too bumpy"
🐢 #pokopia
This was the White House's war plan:
Day #1 : Bomb
Day #2: Iran becomes a white Christian nationalist country
Day #3: Free gas
Day 4: Kid Rock concert/UFC fight broadcast from Tehran
So far, things are a bit off track
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
I wrote about an all-time favorite media genre of mine: the Sleeper Cell Panic story. It addition to helping prop up the war effort against Iran and pressuring Dems to abandon their (token) DHS reforms, it has the added bonus of promoting mindless paranoia and racial profiling.
In lighter news, the Jak and Daxter video just hit 100k views, so that's cool :)
youtu.be/YWY-rX8rUw8
"This seems to have been the modal view of the American political, financial, and media establishments: When Trump took over, 'smart' money was on him being something like ‘a good president who writes mean tweets.'"
In this economy?
• 5 main military contractors strangle capacity
• trillion-dollar budgets for planes that can't fly
• only a 2-month supply of rare earths for military purposes
If we have a trillion-dollar military that can't supply itself, then we really only have a contractor enrichment factory.
Look at these three fucking freaks … pathetic bastards all
"don't siege Leningrad, take it immediately"
If you don’t like that, then do me a favor and block me so I don’t have to look at your worthless replies
Point/Counterpoint This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Won’t Published: March 26, 2003
Our military’s general plan with Iran over the past four decades as far as I understand it has been “don’t start a war with Iran”. All the war games and projections suggested the utter disaster we are witnessing now.
It looks like he's leaning forward, like the perspective is his feet are further back from the camera as the rest of him, but he's not. He's standing nearly straight up. This is what Lovecraft meant by "strange angles." The non-euclidean man.
Starting a war with the people who control the trade lines that brings fertilizer right before spring is how you can tell no one in the WH knows what they're doing.
The breast cancer center appealed thousands of Blue Cross reimbursements for being too low.
At trial, the insurer revealed that it had never considered any of the appeals — and that they were pointless:
“An appeal is not available to review an underpayment.”
(Published April 2025)
I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.
people joke about what experiencing even the banalities of modern society would do to a medieval peasant, but here's a German tourist from a small farming village who says some Times Square salsa verde physically incapacitated him gothamist.com/food/theres-...
its only been like a week and this is already one of the stupidest things anyone's ever posted
Headline from ComicBookMovie.Com: “Why Is James Gunn Making Right-Wing Extremists The Villains In Nearly Every DCU Movie And TV Show?” “DC Studios has a villain problem, and it boils down to a repetitive overreliance on far-right clichés…”
I miss media literacy.
we live in the worst society in history, one where everyone is miserable, one that is literally killing everything alive, and millions defend it every day because they can’t imagine anything else
walking through socialist myrtle-wyckoff station with my huge ass sword and a mission to kill god
Ex-Israeli negotiator Daniel Levy: “Is this strategy of extremism likely to play out well for 🇮🇱 or 🇺🇸? Israel doesn’t want regime change. It wants regime collapse and chaos, and regional domination.”
I feel this strongly: I don't care. I am DISGUSTED that 175 little girls are dead and that thousands are dead across the region and that 1 million people are displaced in Lebanon alone. THIS IS EVIL.
Liberals don’t be casually homophobic challenge: impossible.
The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.
That’s the real interview of the doge guy, but Dave is playing the lawyers. Watch.
I've been trying to tell people about this for months. Go on LinkedIn and search jobs for "AI". Dozens of ads for AI training in any profession. Salaries higher than you can make in the profession.
Can't make a living writing? Here's $40/hour to teach AI the craft you've spent a lifetime building.
Top Panel: Shows Gary (Jason Segel), Mary (Amy Adams), and the Muppet Walter standing together with concerned and slightly confused expressions. They are labeled "Boomers," "Gen Z," and "Gen Alpha," respectively. Bottom Panel: Shows a dramatic, low-angle shot of Kermit the Frog's silhouette as he walks forward, carrying a small bag. It is captioned: "Millennials coming to fix the computer."
Sorry but this is far too accurate
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