Barrie White

When he’s drunk so much Guinness it finally acts as an anaesthetic?

A badger didn’t send a gunboat up the Mersey to threaten strikers.

Ha yes - I never knew that, thought he was from Liverpool.

Yeah not a sharp move but I went back to work after five days of my first one because I wanted to go to the races.

It wasn’t even aimed at her either, but one of her replies. It’s still a big yes from me.

Grace Dent for me for insisting that Paul O'Grady wasn't a scouser.

I need to have my back smashed into pieces and rebuilt.

Cartilage yes from this twice cleaned out right knee.

Locking is horrible but the relief on unlocking is magnificent.

'While you're down there'.

“Cheese roll, as normal”

dinner time pints out of tankards

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Nailed on that Spurs keeper scores the winner against Everton.

This was made for you!

How the fuck has he not been sent off for that?

This is arguably the most mental thing I’ve seen in football.

@nickybandini.bsky.social why are Atalanta starting so badly lately?

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Yikes!

Which one?

Superb.

we had a basic one for mum. Got one text off her to say 'big girls blouse 80m' and I had to ring her to find out she was talking about Ronaldo to Madrid. Tremendous.

Do you mean to format with caps in right places? Because you can change case on the task bar at top.

With respect then, why are you amplifying it? Why not ignore her stupidity and go about your life?

Just a point on Barton and a right to a fair trial. If you want him convicted, no matter the offence, don’t state his guilt. If he pleads not guilty, which he could well do, then his defence can claim prejudice. I’ve seen some journalists on Twitter who would do well to remember that.

Actually, no. Which is mad because I'm fucking knackered.

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