Not the ted talk special ๐ญ
Not the ted talk special ๐ญ
lol
What have you done
Thank you Brendan
The ass is the mitochondria of the body
I wish the aliens had been able to save us
Oh my fuck
I don't think that will work. Even people shipping personal belongings to themselves are having serious issues with customs right now. I had to have some mail sent to a friend in Canada and am literally flying to her to get it myself because this shit is so fucked up lol
Bitch it's cheaper to buy an international flight and go to their convenience stores than it is to pay tariff and brokerage fees. I'm not buying anything right now. Being American is so humiliating
It's crazy I used to think adhd was fake and then they gave me a pill that turned me into an engineer
But I only want to kiss u
Hope you're next ๐
Oopsies
A friend, you say
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I have no ass, and I must fart
A 20-minute walk at the park can completely transform my will to live for the day??????
Sweet heart disease is a doozy
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Good evening gay belly on my Discover
GPA in the stratosphere
Good bowl
Makeup is so much fun. I love to erase all the shadows from my face and then draw them back on just right
How many times are you legally allowed to marry the same person
That's okay
It's nice to be appreciated
Truer word has never been spoken
I don't know what other people have in mind when they say "resist" but I mean if I see you giving queer people a hard time for existing I will beat the fuck out of you with a bat