Howdoyousaythat, BBQ

My pronouns are badum/tish.

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

I should know more about egg sandwiches

...........but what about a gun?

gun yoga

Fooly Cooly maxxing

Somebody somewhere with the renegade hospital A team

I’m not a furry but I feel like I missed out on something special

Ate a bratwurst

10/10 no notes

It’s too bad Dick Cheney isn’t alive, he would have loved seeing the US invade Iran

Im gonna eat a bratwurst today

I’ve paid enough in taxes for the US government to give me an antitank Javelin missile that I’m allowed to fire once

I mean if we are going to do anything worth while with my tax dollars, give me a Javelin

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Just want to wake up fall asleep early to wake up to 3 am commercial infomercials

I’m never scheduling post ER night shift plans with the post call Gen surg call plans after a red blood moon total eclipse ever again

God dam fucking planetary-hospital alignment disaster in the making

Gundam heavy arms endless Waltz master grade model

Shooting bullets out of my tits is my constitutional right

True...

Po Boy Bahn mi sounds like everything I ever needed in life

5 in the morning

Making fried rice

While yelling “DID A SHRIMP FRY THIS RICE”

Fuck it, just make a Nobel War Prize at this point

his time is eternal.

www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s...

The feminista chicken express partying under their disco egg

Let us kiss under the Discoball Chicken Egg

Host family: you just pick it and put it in your mouth

Me: you are not gonna believe this bunch of bullshit we invented about eating but I’m terrified my mother will materialize if I even conceptualize an entire meal eaten with the direct assistance of my fingers instead of a fork, knife or spoon

My mother was fixated on me learning “proper dining etiquette” with the forks, and the knifes and the fuckin spoons being in all their special places

Nothing prepared me for the humiliation of barely being able to eat food with my own god dam two hands in another county

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Guess I’m gonna go fight the rose bushes in my front yard

MY FLESH AND BLOOD WENT TO THE MIDNIGHT PREMIER

My urge to run away to some of the most desolate desert scapes after working in any ER has not improved over the decade and a pandemic

If you dropped me in the middle of the Vegas strip and I just run-walked the entire time doing a beer and taco an hour, I could maybe hope to achieve this

The deathknell for me would be the quantity of tacos