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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

24.11.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 12694 πŸ” 2126 πŸ’¬ 2285 πŸ“Œ 2666

I invite everyone who still thinks their Brexit vote was a good idea to put themselves through departures at Alicante airport and drink it deep and dry.

04.11.2025 10:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. It’s the sadness at the heart of the absurdity trap that gets me. What a great piece.

03.10.2025 01:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i resent how every time i do an internet search for something now the browser takes a guess at explaining what i am searching for at me. i know what i am looking for actually, do not presume i need it explained, how insulting

21.09.2025 09:03 πŸ‘ 3321 πŸ” 291 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 10
Nation Grateful to GOP for Protecting It From TV

Nation Grateful to GOP for Protecting It From TV

Report: You to Be Fired for Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Report: You to Be Fired for Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Trump Spends Entire UK Trip Trying to Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Trump Spends Entire UK Trip Trying to Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment

Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment

I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.

19.09.2025 01:18 πŸ‘ 6822 πŸ” 1160 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 34
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Please Like Me It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...

Please Like Me

05.06.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 12141 πŸ” 1428 πŸ’¬ 205 πŸ“Œ 79

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

05.06.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 17309 πŸ” 3180 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 43

Well that’s the end of Dr Who for a while I think. It’s saying something when the Jodie Whittaker bit was the best bit. Incomprehensible.

31.05.2025 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Incredible work from everyone involved here

27.05.2025 12:46 πŸ‘ 2103 πŸ” 465 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 25

β€œConclave” now trending on Amazon Prime…

21.04.2025 09:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spectacular! New track a BANGER, Nick.

10.04.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pulp - Spike Island (Official Video)
Pulp - Spike Island (Official Video) YouTube video by Pulp

NEW PULP TRACK A BANGER.

And at last AI useage I approve of.

youtu.be/-27a1ugJX8U?...

10.04.2025 12:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Due to a mix-up at the BBC Graphics Department in 1982... #DoctorWho #Sorry

04.04.2025 15:04 πŸ‘ 569 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 14

Zelenskyy having to tweet out gritted-teeth flattery to the giant orange baby and his gutless weasels... there is no sick bag big enough.

04.03.2025 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! Yeah. My Oscar is in the post. Great show last night - we loved it!!

28.02.2025 12:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to the show tonight Ed! (I last saw you when I was in an episode of world-conquering sitcom Sam’s Game with you!!!)

27.02.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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One day, when I reach the apex of a life commuting - I’m just going to lose it and scream β€œTAKE your BAG off the seat MOTHERFUCKER!!” and decent people in the carriage will clap and applaud and then I’ll ascend heavenwards on a stairwell of stars. Good morning.

26.02.2025 07:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent.

25.02.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How much of *your* working day, in terms of extra clicks and closing pop ups and finding / un-checking menu preferences, is spent turning off AI assistance?

FUCK OFF. I CAN DRAW AND COMPOSE AND MIX AND EDIT AND DESIGN AND WRITE AND COMPREHEND AND SUMMARISE.

THOSE ARE MY SKILLS.

FUCK OFF.

12.02.2025 10:59 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually addressing a neo-nazi rally is really common in autism.

25.01.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Deeply irritating. And whatever one is on Microsoft. And every other bloody platform everywhere.

21.01.2025 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A+ Tweet

21.01.2025 06:23 πŸ‘ 26585 πŸ” 4987 πŸ’¬ 531 πŸ“Œ 181
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Trump speech in brief:

20.01.2025 17:28 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See

Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See

Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See
theonion.com/elon-mu...

20.01.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 7022 πŸ” 771 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 27

So on the pardon front, we have a day when an outgoing president feels the need to pardon lots of people who haven’t committer crimes, and an incoming president who will likely pardon lots of people who definitely have (Jan 6th insurrectionists).

20.01.2025 13:01 πŸ‘ 371 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 6
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat PALM BEACH, FLβ€”Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. β€œIt can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
theonion.com/jd-vanc...

18.01.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 5417 πŸ” 493 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 25
Talking About Feelings | Succession
Talking About Feelings | Succession YouTube video by Greg The Egg

After watching multiple episodes of "Shrinking" in a row, this is all I can think about:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXBs...

17.01.2025 10:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Paul Danan died somebody tweeted β€œain’t had a tv for years”

Paul Danan died somebody tweeted β€œain’t had a tv for years”

Touching words there

16.01.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 12
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Tony Slattery: Comedian and actor dies aged 65 He was known for his quick-witted improvisations on shows like Channel 4's Whose Line Is It Anyway.

I was obsessed by Tony Slattery in Whose Line Is It Anyway when I was a teenager. Taped and watched and rewatched S&M his Channel 4 series with Mike McShane. Ah, dear...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

14.01.2025 15:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Channel 4 Thatcher vs Brian Walden interview drama is my jam, but I am amused by this trend now for overly episodic series about media interviews. Next I am hoping for three simultaneous 6 part dramas about the time some kid called into Going Live and called Five Star "fucking shit."

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