Mr. Goose

Good to be here for an indeterminate amount of time

It's too nice over here. Suspicious

I didn't give much credence to "everyone drives bad now because COVID brain inflammation" before, but having seen 4 cars driving with no headlights in as many days (an act that, unlike running red lights, seems to have no benefit)...I'm no longer so sure

He also recently put his entire body of work in the public domain! What an incredible guy

Not to contribute more to economy discourse, but I wonder how much "stability" taken into account. Sure, my wages have grown, but so has the chance I'll be randomly laid off and lose my health insurance. Without a safety net, more money is often just a higher peak to fall from

as he said, "bravely standing up for the things everyone in the audience is against, like peace and justice"

attend the tale of BlueSky Guy

The bar at the now-closed supper club my family went to as a child. It did not have a piano but I always imagined it did

model t rail car you have to stop. you smoke too hard. your bitch too bad. your swag too different. they’ll kill you model t rail car

I simply must congratulate you on your tranquil mind

I miss 2018 me: psychologically in shambles but churning out banger after banger

I know the Wellbutrin dosage increase worked because I couldn't think of a funny post if my life depended on it

I wish the transit was better but that could be said of nearly every US city that's not NYC

LMAO

A picture of a man whom some have described as appearing like "a gay artist"

Thanksgiving was pretty nice and uneventful except for when my aunt said I look like "a gay artist".

I think she meant it as a compliment? Does she know something I don't?

Follow here for:
- Steely Dan
- jokes that could have benefitted from some more workshopping
- mental illness
- classical music shitposting

I am staying on Twitter only to see the eventual unhinged Maestro discourse

Loaf cat

l o a f

The 25k follower Twitter joke account to small alt account to BlueSky hermitage pipeline.

Posting in pastoral repose with the homies

That's true, it happened to me once

A tweet by sure @grovymango that reads "I'm not a former gifted student. I am still gifted. Put me in a fourth grade class and I'll annihilate them all like I did the first time" Underneath the tweet is a picture of Anakin from the Star Wars prequels, with a text bubble attached to the tweet

I wish I could give you a rational answer other than "habit" but I just redownloaded this app!

I was dismayed at the price of groceries until a guy in a sweater vest hopped out of the potato bin to explain why the economy is great

Perfect, thank you

are we still calling them skeets?

banger 🔥🔥🔥

is uh....is this thing on? I forgot this app was here, sorry

Post office clerk said I did an "expert" job filling out my customs declaration for, so I'll take that win today

Extremely cool that these days when you purchase A Product, you agree to receive an email every day for the rest of your life

Is there anything better than a cold bev on a hot day? Scientists say no