blueberry redbull fanatic

I didn’t do sh*t

I’m a fuckin liar

3D printers give me the same vibe as pyramid schemes

but it’s SO hard !! I like to be in the know and hearing from ppl rather than news outlets

got rid of twitter months ago. my goal is to be social media free by 2026

deactivated my insta and fb again so imma be on here from now on

ngl ive been to hell and back and then back to hell these past couple of months. I would like a break pls

snow day bánh mì

can't spell HATRED without RED HAT

I feel if owls could talk they would all have British accents

who fucking allowed skinny jeans to make a comeback

ok so the costco sushi lowkey slaps

jk tt apparently is doing it to themselves I respect it

damn they’re fr banning tiktok I thought they would at least delay it

I feel so embarrassed posting on here I don’t know why

I love when my students think I’m drinking tea or coffee in the morning and it’s just miso soup

ngl the agnosticism briefly disappears for a moment when I hear the christmas bangers

I have five divorced friends that would disagree

keep in mind none of the bama fans actually graduated from bama smh

me tn when I was the only auburn fan at the party

Thanksgiving wedding ig stories have been fire thus far

shoutout to those girls that make their wedding photos their entire personality. I eagerly await for every holiday, birthday or special occasion for you to post another one.

not very 26 years old of me but I’m pissed !

paying an etsy witch to hex him

during the winter im like 2pm white. you know when the sun is always glaring in your eyes and folks make jokes about being blinded by the light? thats me.

weagleeeeeee let’s goooooo

I would literally book a flight if there was a Jeff Goldbloom look-alike contest somewhere

eating grapes under the table did not work last NYE so this year I am going to bring a gun

me when I get 0 likes

okay I’ve healed and I’m ready to get my heart ripped out again