Dave

Would you do 3 for £20?

i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam

I do hope he makes them say thank you.

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

Celebrity FACT: Michael J Fox always sits in his garden with his back to the fuchsia.

Right, I've had to tell YouTube to not show me Shorts three times in two days... time to let UBlock do it properly.. www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTip...

Some great names in here. The show will inevitably get slated no matter what but I can't wait to see what this set of odd-balls do.

She is! I saw her comparing a new-act night years ago and she was excellent.
Also one of my favourite odd-balls Chris Cantril! It's generally a very good list.

Being a Luddite Is Cool and All, but Have You Seen the Hilarious Tapestries These New Looms Are Making? Don’t get me wrong, I’m as invested in keeping my job as the next weaver. When the boss brought in that big new power loom, I was pretty skeptical....

When the boss brought in that big new power loom, I was skeptical. He said once he got it running, we’d be out of a job, so when the boys started talking about breaking into the factory and smashing the thing, I was on board. Until, that is, I saw the funny tapestries it could make.

Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.

MY SCREEN BUTLER: What will it be tonight, sir?

ME: I think I’d like my evening phone, please.

MY SCREEN BUTLER: Excellent choice, sir [takes my current phone out of my hand, wipes it lightly, and places it back into my hand]

When they start building the new bridge parallel to the old bridge do you think the old bridge sees the writing on the wall or does he just think he's getting a buddy?

He didn't mention the £0 price tag. Or that it's annoyingly addictive. Also I know the guy so can vouch that it's not doing ANY data-snaffling.

These tech geniuses really are advancing civilisation in new and exciting ways

Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness?

Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure

I used to walk past this regularly in work and it never stopped boiling my piss.

The audio clip isn't included, but it's out there and worth tracking down

Two rulers, unalike in measurements

They released this like this

Why would anyone ever drive a car by people who do not Look At MEASUREMENTS

Again and again, guardrails are a scam

Looking forward to a slew of your trademark puns!

I thought they didn’t sell blue buckets any more

Album cover version of the image above, featuring three burrowing owls, one so close to the camera we can only see one blurry eye, another peering up curiously from below, and one in flight above the grassland stretching to the horizon. Sticker in the corner: "Parental advisory explicit content"

15 Storeys High S02E04 The Plough YouTube video by ChorltonBrook

If you’re enjoying Pearce Quigley in Small Prophets (I’m 3eps in, deliberately spacing them out) he’s in one of my favourite eps of one of my favourite comedies: Sean Lock’s 15 Storeys High (also starring Benedict Wong)

youtu.be/-yVA8cyvOZM?...

forgot the most important of the genre

sigh

The code will probably be fairly standard. The more likely thing driving obsolescence would be changing to video codecs that need more processing power to give better quality and/or lower bitrate for reduced bandwidth + data transit costs or better copy protection.

THIS COLD DARK RECTANGLE OF SAD AND GLASS IS NOT GIVING ME THE SUPPORT AND COMFORT I REQUIRE.

I have been beta-testing this and it's very quickly gotten deep in to my brain-hole.

XhatGPT idiotic layout of 13amp plug wiring. Just random wires really.

CoPilot AI diagram of plug wiring. Two live wires, one forked off the earthm and a screw head is also labelled Live.

And finally, Gemini AI diagram of 13 amp plug wiring. Hard to know where to even begin with this. Just a mess really.

One of the easiest ways to shoot down the idea that "AI" is an expert is to show how it deals with something people know about.

Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.

From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug: