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@serf

zesty mordant and dressed all over internet sponge. budtender , streamer , gurning wanker twitch.tv/serfins

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aw boo, I picked up an extra shift. gonna have to postpone that stream sorry chums

10.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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don't be surprised if there's a midnight EST stream (because I'm flat broke and need $$ for groceries lmao)

don't worry I'll bring treats

09.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maltworm

09.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yup and similar hairline on the bulgy stomach

08.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nah dude we ain't wearin shades

it's fuckin gesselent day

08.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no cat petting on the long walk today

but I did see a man with the head of Paulo Costa and the body of Randy Bobandy

dunno what to take from that.

I'm tired boss

08.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

stop being so afraid to sit with your thoughts

we actually need that time + space to process our pasts, presents and futures

deep thoughts + contemplation can lead to open avenues, ideas and plans

distractions are useful too but we're saturated with them and they have a limit of use

deep breaths

07.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dead tired but I got to pet a cat on the way to work

I can do anything

07.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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serfins - Twitch i would rather peam (is the most underrated line in moby dick) - MEGA MEN LATER | ANON FOLLOWS | !tippy

a stream featuring games

twitch.tv/serfins

no candybars allowed

05.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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serfins - Twitch where am i? | ANON FOLLOWS | !tippy

just another in a series of bad ideas

twitch.tv/serfins

being live that is

03.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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serfins - Twitch can i just climb outta this disgusting planet? | ANON FOLLOWS | !tippy

i dont care, do you?

prob not

twitch.tv/serfins

its a world of apathy and its all your fault . also i guess peak and some other things but you wont be there

01.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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serfins - Twitch lets build on that with @usagi_yokai @f3xy @trash_muppet | ANON FOLLOWS | !tippy

why are you streaming right now

beats me

twitch.tv/serfins

hytale with some chums and then I GUESS more DEUS EX.

Time to clear versalife out

20.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh man I can't wait and I have Thursdays off to boot! @ginpu.newgrounds.com had a whale of a good time with it

17.02.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

people who only smoke joints and nothing else are the most tedious and boring weed people on the planet.

16.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think I've ever enjoyed my life as much as I do now.

15.02.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just cuz I sell weed to old ladies now doesn't mean I'm stopping streaming.

BB it's gonna be more regular than ever.

let's hang tonight at 9pm est

YES MORE DEUS EX but maybe Romeo is a dead man to start?

15.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tysm bryllz <3

there's no greater thrill for me right now than watching the spark return to some of my elderly customers eyes when we talk about good weed or finding them good weed.

there's def a lot of stressors (it's still retail after all) but it's still honeymoon times.

14.02.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So I'm 2 weeks into my new job and I think its where I always belonged.

I'm a budtender now. I'm still new to this but I own my fuckin floor and make people genuinely happy.

i love this gig

14.02.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bondi wouldn't even make good fertilizer

11.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WELP remedy is fucked.

it was fun while it lasted.

11.02.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely no regrets on that. did it immediately, and NEVER renewing.

10.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ironic, as this was the magazine that referred to PokΓ©mon as a "pestilential Ponzi scheme" in 1999, characterising its creator Satoshi Tajiri as a literal monster "His eyes are bloodshot; dark circles ripple beneath them... His monsters are a child's predelictions." He never gave another interview.

09.02.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 2650 πŸ” 1081 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 28

i refuse to believe these are real people.

i mean i know they are but still

10.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we are very quickly approaching the end of the road with discord.

what kind of alternatives are out there?

09.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that must suck. Just walking down the street, minding your own business, and you get snatched up by armed thugs.

09.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 607 πŸ” 133 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 8

i had A LOT of his tracks in my liked videos, just went through and wiped em all.

09.02.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That post made me pretty angry, way too many crypto shills coming out in his defense like hes some small lil -50k sub less than a few years old account.....

the dude has been on the platform for over a decade and has been his own worst enemy for the last 5.

09.02.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dude is doing a coinbase sponsorship. people are being very OH POOR HIM HE NEEDS THE MONEY.

no what he NEEDS to do is actually release content consistently. the mother fucker takes years longs breaks after whiny burnouts and still has 2 million subs.

so poor im sure.

09.02.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao that "i have a weird feeling this guy sucks" was right yet again.

smooth mcgroove can fuck right off

09.02.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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serfins - Twitch NOW: DOOMER warm up LATER- DEUS EX SMORM UP | ANON FOLLOWS | !tippy

chapter 2 the gortmo years

twitch.tv/serfins

lets shoot tings because our vision is augmented

(im live right now ffs)

08.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0