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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
...says the guy running a terrorist regime that's stopping the world's oil supply...
Film idea: Trading Places 2. Two old rich guys have a bet on what would happen if the biggest fucking idiot ever became leader of the free world.
There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...
Fucking hell. These people are in charge of the world. We are doomed.
Well, Trump has form for over estimating the size of body parts. Just look at his hands.
So basically
So far the war on Iran has cost $9.4 billion.
That's $1 billion per day.
$41,666,667 per hour.
$11,574 per second.
Thousands of lives lost.
People don't want this. They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.
“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”
“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”
Eternal gratitude to Strathclyde Fire and Rescue
If you’re going to tolerate adults wearing baseball caps with suits as normal in public life, this is what it’s going to lead to.
A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer
Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡
Bloody hell. Hope the station comes out of this ok.
This is devastating
New video footage shows a US Tomahawk missile hitting an IRGC facility in Minab, Iran, on Feb 28, showing for the first time that the US struck the area. The footage also shows smoke already rising from the vicinity of the girls’ school, where 175 people were reportedly killed, including children.
An illustration of a golden retriever with very dilated pups
Why is the dog on my dog's kibble bag absolutely tripping balls?
Depressing fess. Friend died very suddenly a couple of months ago. I keep looking at her messages on WhatsApp and looking to see when she was last online. Her husband must be looking at her phone everyday, because she's always online. I don't know how to stop looking.
Not all heroes wear capes. But they often wear masks.
#ScapVAR
#VARabschaffen
"Pull the plug on VAR!"
SC Preußen Münster ultras literally pulled the plug on the VAR screen during a penalty check during their team‘s 2. Bundesliga game vs. Hertha BSC.
The Hertha pen was ultimately given by the video assistant - and scored.
FT: Münster 1-2 Hertha
📷 @stefandoering.bsky.social
Why isn't a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters
Sometimes I think this is just turning into fraudhole.
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
It's all so fucked up.
The orange dipshit has started WW3 hasn't he?
So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right
Challenge for those who are very confident that Herbie:Fully Loaded isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.
Watching Scotland hammer France and remembering we have to play them next weekend.
#ScovFra
I hear all those place names in Bill McClaren's voice. Only time I ever heard them is when Scotland won at Twickenham and he'd say, "They'll be dancing in Galashiels tonight!"
This is ace. Come on #scotland.
