Kathleen Malaspina

Human—must I explain everything to you— he messes with my perfect world, dropping scary packages into the mailbox, making errant noises. Noises that disturb my hard fought zen-like state. If you don’t like it, either provide 24/7 bone service or keep the CBD dropper on autofill.

Hello Ali!

Hello world! I’m Chi, a 9-12 year old chihuahua (age is relative) rescued from obscurity to help manage my Mom’s world. Full time job peeps! No phoning it in here….just sayin’