Sleather

Oh nooooooooooo~

*runs into the building*

It's very cute~

It's like the big glowing weak spot in a 3D platformer boss

Also It's fun as hell~ >:3

I third this a hundredfold

Playing with all the newly fattened bits knowing damn well you can't take your eyes off it even after death...

Well...it would be wrong not to take that offer (owo(

Too tall, can't see past your gut

i. love. men. so. much.

😳

Both is very good >:3

I only got this one picture of him so...

*shrugs*

If we're his children he left us in a hot car in Arizona

Men?

Wait...I'M men.

Awww 🥹

Butt, booty, bootyga

I rest my case

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You too! Use that wobble wagon for it's purpose!

...too much?

I got maybe over a second but I'm also bottom heavy so....

big wobble or smol wobble? >:3c

Hunky yet funky

I will eat you but I will softly bite you all over to tease you until you're begging me >:3

It should be even more out of control~

I'M AN ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN!
FIGHTIN' TILL THE WAR'S WON!
I DON'T CARE IF HEAVEN WON'T TAKE ME BAAAACK-

*gets whacked with a frying pan*

Crash of the bandicoot

I would also like leads....for reasons 😳

It's alright, your own health is what matters first and foremost.

Giving them both a big hug

And snacks

A LOT of snacks

You have my interest~

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Watched kamen rider zeztz episode 24 & 25

Holy shit dude

Leather jackets or jackets with the fur in them that has a bunch of floof around the neck

And you'll just keep eating, getting bigger, fatter, softer, slower, until you can barely even budge under the heaving pile of fat you turned yourself into~