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@sittingbythesea

just an excitation of the quantum vacuum, monkeying around in Cornwall, velocity unknown #NHS #Politics #Nature #Birds #Music #Photos

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Been busy and not found time for social media for a while. Worth sharing today’s walk though. 9 miles and saw spotted flycatcher, heard a goshawk, saw a firecrest and then at the end of the walk spotted this beauty. #cornwall #birding #ottering

27.05.2025 19:48 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

It’s another efficiency drive. Historically your kids are killed a few years later in school shootings or by measles.

06.05.2025 22:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me when I accidentally picked the indica at 10:13 am.

04.05.2025 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Took 7 year old to the park. Played IRAH- Gunfinger (salute) on the way. He said “we can enjoy music but don’t need to be the loudest car”.
I now know which of us has the most mature outlook 😔
(We both bugged out to the baseline 🙌)

04.05.2025 22:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Left looks rather perfect….perhaps…..too perfect 🤔

04.05.2025 20:38 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Other than sexual assault, Trump has literally nothing to do with the Catholic Church. 😬

04.05.2025 17:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pink thrift flowers in full bloom on a grassy clifftop, overlooking a sparkling blue sea and rugged coastal cliffs under a bright, sunny sky.

Pink thrift flowers in full bloom on a grassy clifftop, overlooking a sparkling blue sea and rugged coastal cliffs under a bright, sunny sky.

Rocky cliffs covered in lush green grass overlooking the turquoise sea, with large sea stacks rising from the crashing waves under a bright sky dotted with soft clouds.

Rocky cliffs covered in lush green grass overlooking the turquoise sea, with large sea stacks rising from the crashing waves under a bright sky dotted with soft clouds.

Dramatic rocky cliffs with green grassy tops jutting into the sea, waves crashing below and a winding coastal path visible along the clifftop.

Dramatic rocky cliffs with green grassy tops jutting into the sea, waves crashing below and a winding coastal path visible along the clifftop.

Powerful waves crashing against rocky outcrops, with a grassy foreground and the endless ocean stretching out under a bright but slightly hazy sky.

Powerful waves crashing against rocky outcrops, with a grassy foreground and the endless ocean stretching out under a bright but slightly hazy sky.

Lazy morning, late lunch, and a walk along the Atlantic coast. Big swell but warm sun and a gentle breeze. Perfect Sunday stuff #cornwall

27.04.2025 19:57 👍 38 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Cuckoo: A slate-grey cuckoo stands low on a grassy patch, its yellow eye alert and a green caterpillar dangling from its slightly open bill. The bird’s pale, finely barred underparts contrast with the short green grass.

Cuckoo: A slate-grey cuckoo stands low on a grassy patch, its yellow eye alert and a green caterpillar dangling from its slightly open bill. The bird’s pale, finely barred underparts contrast with the short green grass.

Common Redstart: A male common redstart sits among lichen-covered branches, its slate-grey head and back set off by a bright orange chest and belly. A bold white forehead patch stands out against the dark face, with fresh green leaf buds around it.

Common Redstart: A male common redstart sits among lichen-covered branches, its slate-grey head and back set off by a bright orange chest and belly. A bold white forehead patch stands out against the dark face, with fresh green leaf buds around it.

Tree Pipit: A small, slender tree pipit perches on the tip of a bare twig against a clear blue sky. Its brown-streaked upperparts and pale underbelly are visible as it raises its beak in song, tail pointing down and delicate feet gripping the branch.

Tree Pipit: A small, slender tree pipit perches on the tip of a bare twig against a clear blue sky. Its brown-streaked upperparts and pale underbelly are visible as it raises its beak in song, tail pointing down and delicate feet gripping the branch.

Lesser Spotted Woodpecker (blurred): A small lesser spotted woodpecker is perched on a gnarled bare branch, but the image is out of focus. You can just make out its compact shape and faint black-and-white barring against an overcast sky.

Lesser Spotted Woodpecker (blurred): A small lesser spotted woodpecker is perched on a gnarled bare branch, but the image is out of focus. You can just make out its compact shape and faint black-and-white barring against an overcast sky.

Some great birds about over the Easter weekend. Cuckoo, Redstart, Tree Pippit, and I promise that’s a Lesser Spotted Woodpecker 😆 #ukbirds #uknature 🪶

24.04.2025 22:05 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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South Africa helicopter crash blamed on penguin in cardboard box that hit pilot's controls The pilot and three passengers aboard the helicopter, as well as the penguin, were uninjured, according to an incident report.

Hate it when this happens.

24.04.2025 13:39 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1
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That’s not a good sign 😬

21.04.2025 11:57 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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15.04.2025 16:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Worst things you have seen at festivals:
Coachella VS the UK

Coachella: Spitting on the ground

UK Festival: A Man covered in his Own Shit Sniffing Ketamine off his mates unwashed Scrotum.

Worst things you have seen at festivals: Coachella VS the UK Coachella: Spitting on the ground UK Festival: A Man covered in his Own Shit Sniffing Ketamine off his mates unwashed Scrotum.

When I see #Coachella trending I always think of this.

12.04.2025 14:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If my wife wasn’t already banned from the States, we would be actively boycotting any visits. To be fair, I would also boycott N. Korea, China, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Russia, Myanmar, Belarus, Turkmenistan, Eritrea, Afghanistan, Sudan, Yemen, Egypt, UAE, Vietnam, Turkey, Israel.

12.04.2025 14:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A small, colourful ceramic figurine of an elderly person with a long white beard sits on a moss-covered tree trunk in a woodland setting. The figure is dressed in a patterned robe with red, pink, and blue tones and appears to be holding a book or scroll. Surrounding the statue are twisted branches, ivy, and lush green moss

A small, colourful ceramic figurine of an elderly person with a long white beard sits on a moss-covered tree trunk in a woodland setting. The figure is dressed in a patterned robe with red, pink, and blue tones and appears to be holding a book or scroll. Surrounding the statue are twisted branches, ivy, and lush green moss

Met an ancient wise man in the woods.
He said, “The Way (道) teaches balance — between man and nature, rich and poor, desire and contentment. Capitalism knows not balance, only growth. And growth without end is not the cycle of life, but the beginning of decay.”
…which seemed reasonable to me🤔

10.04.2025 20:58 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
A tall, solitary pine tree stands in the middle of a green field under a clear blue sky. The tree has a long, straight trunk with a wide, rounded canopy of dark green needles at the top. In the background, there are rolling hills, hedgerows, and a mix of leafless and evergreen trees.

A tall, solitary pine tree stands in the middle of a green field under a clear blue sky. The tree has a long, straight trunk with a wide, rounded canopy of dark green needles at the top. In the background, there are rolling hills, hedgerows, and a mix of leafless and evergreen trees.

Well this is a mighty fine, if rather solitary tree. So majestic it was worth sharing.

10.04.2025 20:35 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You know there’s a bad side to him too right? 😉

10.04.2025 19:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve now got ‘Whip It’ by Devo stuck in my head.

10.04.2025 18:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

09.04.2025 06:33 👍 91054 🔁 28396 💬 885 📌 1330

Yay! Sounds like a well looked after beetle 🪲

08.04.2025 20:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a knack for being wrong about these things 🤷🏻‍♂️

06.04.2025 16:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m certainly no beetle expert but from my beetle book, that looks more like an Oil Beetle.

06.04.2025 15:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Human remains found at Hartlepool recycling plant Police investigate following the discovery of bones at the centre at Tofts Farm Industrial Estate.

It’s honestly so confusing now what’s meant to go in which bin, and the different colours from each council, easy to see how this mistake was made.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

03.04.2025 07:27 👍 52 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 1

‘Person, woman, man, camera, TV, groceries’

02.04.2025 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Some liquid egg products recalled as they may include bleach, USDA warns. Here's what to know. Some Egg Beaters and Bob Evans egg products have been recalled because they may include a cleaning solution, USDA says.

In one ‘fowl’ swoop, Trump solves bird-flu.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/egg-beaters-recall-cargill-bob-evans-cleaning-product-bleach/

02.04.2025 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If it helps, I’ll share my awful story. Once, as a student radiographer I was helping with a paediatric fracture clinic. I went for a break and came back to find my colleague taking an X-ray of a child’s arm. The patient was sat with his back to me. He was being incredibly brave with what was clearly an incredibly painful elbow injury. I didn’t want to make him turn and spoil the X-ray so I kept quiet. I thought I’d surprise him so while I was waiting I opened the hospital’s ’child distraction box’, but on a funny wig and finger puppets on each hand. As soon as the Xray was complete, I tapped on the glass screen and started to dance. I started to wave the finger puppets. The chap turned around and looked at me. He had a beard. He was a late-40s guy with dwarfism. Hr slowly shock his head while holding my gaze. 
It has been 20 years and I still haven’t managed to completely un-cringe myself.

If it helps, I’ll share my awful story. Once, as a student radiographer I was helping with a paediatric fracture clinic. I went for a break and came back to find my colleague taking an X-ray of a child’s arm. The patient was sat with his back to me. He was being incredibly brave with what was clearly an incredibly painful elbow injury. I didn’t want to make him turn and spoil the X-ray so I kept quiet. I thought I’d surprise him so while I was waiting I opened the hospital’s ’child distraction box’, but on a funny wig and finger puppets on each hand. As soon as the Xray was complete, I tapped on the glass screen and started to dance. I started to wave the finger puppets. The chap turned around and looked at me. He had a beard. He was a late-40s guy with dwarfism. Hr slowly shock his head while holding my gaze. It has been 20 years and I still haven’t managed to completely un-cringe myself.

Alt story…

28.03.2025 22:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fellow UK citizens, at long last we will be in a position to be wished “Have a nice day” and then quietly mutter amongst ourselves about the state of American teeth. 🦷✊

28.03.2025 20:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER added the EDITOR OF THE ATLANTIC to a PRINCIPALS COMMITTEE TEXT CHAIN set up for the DEFENSE SECRETARY about PLANNED MILITARY STRIKES.

Here's a thread of involved parties talking about the need for secure communications (when Dems are involved):

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The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.

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