Monty Python
10.03.2026 14:12
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The Epstein Fillies
The Pentagon calculated it was spending $1 billion a day on Trump and Netanyahu’s war. The truth? It was $3 billion…and that’s just for munitions.
Plus they’ve alarmed everyone by burning through scarce munitions in a matter of days.
Farage, one of the most duplicitous people alive today. A conman. Five days between these headlines. He’s despicable.
The Iran war should be a lesson for Keir Starmer's Government. If you take a clear line on an issue where the public agree with you then it's your opponents who end up having to back down, not you
As predicted Robert Jenrick now pretending Farage said all along our aircraft shouldn't be deployed in attacking Iran, lying is the Reform Party Ltd default mode. They've seen the opinion polls and are back tracking like crazy, will Badenoch have the wit to follow suit.
What's Queasy doing on there?
Fartrage full of his own self impotence
Mason - look for his Reform mates as ever
Chris Mason was reporting news until less than half way in this👇🏼
“petrol prices for many have shot up - expect to see Reform UK to have something to say about this on Tuesday” bigging them
Not Tories the official opposition, or LibDems with 72 MPs vs 8, but Reform who want the UK to help Trump❗️😡
Pensioners in poverty skip baths as water bills rise.
Full state pension (received by 35% of pensioners) is less than 50% of minimum wage.
2m UK pensioners live in poverty.
In 2024-25, 88,000 pensioners died in poverty.
Govts don't curb profiteering.
Poverty is a political choice.
Old golfers loose their balls and their minds
Reform - The Philistines of Kent. They know the price of everything and the value of nothing. Or perhaps they are so shallow and devoid of any artistic appreciation that everything they touch is simply an object for sale - Just like Fartrage, sold to the highest bidder. Artwork theft, just like WWII
Nurse the screens, they've let him out again and bring the straight jacket and a mask
Dear Mr Reed please don't use the catch all phrase 'all are proud' - we're not
It's a term coined many years ago by Private Eye
Haven’t you had enough of this idiot America? The rest of the World has.
All we hear is let’s impeach him for this, or that, or the other and yet everyday he’s still there lying and robbing, killing and destroying.
What will it take to rid us all of this vile man?
The Tories oversaw the degradation of UK gas storage capacity - 2010 to 2017.
Thatcher privatised the gas and oil industry - 1982 to 1986.
Thatcher closed the collieries - 1986 to 1991.
This woman is an idiot - 1960 to 2026
We don’t respect you while you’re alive and we sure won’t respect you when you’re dead.
You earn respect, you don’t buy it. You treat others as equals and you’re honest You are none of these.
We look at what you have and are doing to America and the World and we recoil from your vulgarity.
Another lie to justify his stupid and illegal war.
This👇. Ukraine must understand that nobody in the Trump family, or government, can be trusted to be honest brokers in any business deal. Ukraine should protect its drone technology. It’s the greatest asset it has and its best negotiating tool.
“I know nothing about the ‘Straight of Whoremuz’ I’ve never heard of her, never knew her and never met her. So stop talking about her and the Epstein files. Anyway back to the war, where is it this week, what day is it? Where are you hiding Hegseth?”
“I was stood up by my best mate Trump but along came this old biddy strutting her stuff and blow me we started making beautiful music together.”
“Look as agreed I bombed Iran to give you more money from oil sales in order to save the Russian economy, so please, please destroy your version of the Epstein files so I’ve less to think about as my head really hurts and my popularity has tanked.”
Trump's decision to bomb Iran is now the greatest windfall to the Russian war effort on record. If it continues, it might save the Russian war economy.
Putin gets:
High oil prices,
Loosening of sanctions,
An EU that's weaker politically and economically,
An Iranian client state that's even more dependent on him,
A US military rapidly depleting its smart munitions,
A global surge in anti-Americanism.
Quite a haul. Even Israel can't match it.
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But, but, but US liar pedo and criminal said it was the Iranians that bombed and slaughtered the children. Trump and Hegseth should be in the Hague for war crimes.
Trump must be so upset that:
a) his first attack when he claimed all of Iran’s weapons had been ‘annihilated’ didn’t happen
b) that with his current bombing war Iran are fighting back not rolling over as he expected
Perhaps he’s realised he’s made a huge mistake HOWEVER he won’t admit it.