The Onion: "‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory"
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The Onion: "‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory"
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Victoria feels no pain
Thank you
Nazis
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How can these people be so fucking dumb again and again
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Burt Reynolds vibes from Chili
New Indie Rock band Mayreh getting into form with one single out and another on the way April 15th. mayreh.bandcamp.com
If you would like to understand why DEI is important just listen to Rob Gronkowski and Tom Brady commentate. Clearly did not get hired on merit.
They are smarter now
Hey reminder that the folks who fund "he gets us" fund anti abortion and anti LGBTQ shit
Twitter screenshot: koyaanisqatsi heckler @Arr The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over 11:08 AM • 6/28/18
this is the one
Gdi I am not available how is this possible. First time I’ve been close to being caller 1
I’d believe (but still wouldnt support) their shit if they targeted rural areas too but this is all about creating a city / rural conflict
Thanks!
They won’t care
Cat lying on puzzle pieces
Obsessed with this table
All skittles flavors at once?
Wife uses ski goggles it’s magic
New single drop from Mayreh, a newly formed indie rock band in Pittsburgh PA. IG @mayrehband
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It’s right up there man I agree.
to cats everything we say sounds like cocteau twins
Can always just read them all again next year!!!! Probably will mean diff things ?
when i’m sad i sing “smooth operator” then i’m sade
Our cat eats butter all the time if we leave it out it’s amazing
Cat lying on chair in an awkward position also it looks like his head is very tiny compared to his body.
Pinhead chonk also this can’t be comfortable
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