Study: Humans Evolved Opposable Thumbs To Signal ‘All Good’ To Buddies After Falling Off Roof
Study: Humans Evolved Opposable Thumbs To Signal ‘All Good’ To Buddies After Falling Off Roof https://theonion.com/study-humans-evolved-opposable-thumbs-to-signal-all-good-to-buddies-after-falling-off-roof/
Ha! Ha! You're stuck under my Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger! Good luck! Can I see that card? *munch* * munch* *munch* You can't eat cards to remove them!! Show me where it says that in the rule book. Can I see your Rhystic Study? Cardboard-crack.com
Perfect Solution #MTG
Dangerously close to researching car camping so I can take some overnight stargazing trips.
I have a Kia Soul, itd be nothing to stuff it with a bunch of blankets and go.
Thread. No, the FDA is not about to ban trans people.
Sadly that outlet's got a history of pulling this kind of panicslop.
Are you ready to SLAY? The one and only @gavinverhey.bsky.social joins the Spell Slayers for their premiere episode! You don't want to miss this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqmm...
#MagicTheGathering
Remember when Jesus said to 'Love Thy Neighbor'?
That's just how she is. What about you?
Post by Anne Applebaum saying Trump would not get angry at Putin even if Americans die, quoting a tweet stating Trump refused to condemn Russia for helping Iran target U.S. troops. The image shows Trump speaking to reporters on an aircraft with aides nearby.
He’s Putin’s demented little lap dog.
Argh! This game is so frustrating! I just have to complain -- Counterspell. I don't think that's how counterspells are supposed to work. He stopped! Cardboard-crack.com
Responding to Complaining #MTG
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
This week's comic: Set It and Forget It foxtrot.com/2026/03/08/s...
Metroid
This is polyamory. I offer no elaboration.
Smash Mouth was wrong, All That Glitters is mono colored
If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral By Triton Corsair
Commentary: If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral https://theonion.com/if-females-could-get-pregnant-thered-be-an-abortion-clinic-on-every-coral/
There are so many good artists on the internet. So inspiring. And you can just talk to them? Incredible
WAR CRIMES DON'T HIDE SEX CRIMES!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
On February 22, 2026, Naval Ravikant tweeted: "If you're unwilling to defend your country in time of war, then you're a tourist, not a citizen." As of March 3, 2026, the tweet has been deleted.
deleted his tweet as soon as an actual war popped off
“Look, I know it’s your guys’ job to ask, but my answer is the same as always: Jayson won’t be back on the floor until he scores at least an eight on the Mazzulla Logic Meridian, and he’s just not there yet,” a visibly annoyed Mazzulla told reporters
Choose your starter!
Good morning, have a Cookie Cat!
too many people are being waaaayyyy too consent manufacturing shaped right now dawg. they fucking blew up kids. if your gut reaction to what's going on right now is anything less than "holy hell this should never have happened and it needs to stop immediately" you need to do a lot of self reflection
i wanna goozle someone storming off with bolas's citadel with this so bad
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
Area Woman Thinks All Of Her Friends Should Be Comedians
Area Woman Thinks All Of Her Friends Should Be Comedians https://theonion.com/area-woman-thinks-all-of-her-friends-should-be-comedian-1819574724/
Now the question, This Or Verminister for my Rat colony rebuild?
Wotc employee: We have serialized...borderless....showcase....fractured foul....jp art...I really dont know what new variant we can add to the packs.
Wotc designer: *cums on a card* sell it
Wotc employee:....we'll call it special foil.
I also recommend the 2012 series.
Screenshot of an X post by Eric Boehm reading, “Spoiler alert: He stopped,” quote-tweeting Republicans Against Trump, which shares a 2016 clip of Marco Rubio saying he would never stop trying to prevent a “con man” from taking over the Republican Party and conservative movement. The embedded image shows Rubio speaking at a campaign event holding a microphone.
Not letting you forget this promise, Little Marco.
