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Matthew Randall

@matthewrandall

I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence. In that time, I've had many names!

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Well then it depends where it's gone to school.

12.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well I went a bit viral on here today. That was unexpected! First time in 2Β½ years. See you all in late '28 if the World still stands.

12.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could we please have lessissey of Morrissey.

12.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can also suggest a two-part approach.

12.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out:

12.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely batshit. And they are still arguing they had reasons to do this!

12.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've just had an amazing idea

12.03.2026 12:39 πŸ‘ 2594 πŸ” 689 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 40
Landkarte arabische Halbinsel mit Kanal von Abu Dhabi nach Oman OstkΓΌste

Landkarte arabische Halbinsel mit Kanal von Abu Dhabi nach Oman OstkΓΌste

Just dig a canal?
Like at Suez or Panama?

12.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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I don’t know what to write. Every day I see what russia is doing, and I feel powerless because I can’t change anything.
I shout: β€œWorld, look at us, please hear us.” And it feels like they hear,
but nothing changes.

Ukraine every dayπŸ’”

12.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Saddam Hussein was a visionary.

12.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ridiculous. There are no trees in Arabia - the camels ate them all.

12.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes.

12.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joke's on you, I do these in my room.

12.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 1203 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 46

That's real.

11.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Inspirational.

11.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gotta be this one

11.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Roughly how many months are we from a military briefing by an anime girl on YouTube?

11.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23 years ago, the finest brains online were already debating the House of Lords reform.

11.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I see what he's done.

11.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm amazed the FBI hasn't opened a terrorism investigation over this yet.

11.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can have the best armed forces in the history of the world, but if you are an incompetent criminal without a plan, you can still lose a war, and rather quickly.

11.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 6037 πŸ” 1425 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 45

A what now?

11.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why did they build the legs of the Eiffel Tower first? If they had started with the top and built the legs below, no one would have needed to go up. That's what I would have done. #CommonSense #IMeanComeOn

11.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 24620 πŸ” 6649 πŸ’¬ 213 πŸ“Œ 414

Good grief.

11.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile Kim…

10.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0