Elyse Dangerous

imagine not scream in a very shrill voice "MAY A NEW DAWN ARISE" when beating path of exile campaign

Bargain bin wolf

My ears flop

Hall of Fame screenshot from Pokemon ROM hack Radical Red. Showing the pokemon Dracovish, Quaquaval, Palafin Hero Form, Melmetal, Pelipper, and Iron Bundle. Normal difficulty, version 4.1

Fuck you nurse joy, I won

She wasn't wrong though, elite 4 is beating my ass.

A screenshot from Pokemon FireRed ROMHack "Radical Red". Nurse Joy at the pokemon league Pokemon Center saying "Now go get your ass beat lmao"

Thanks nurse joy

You did NOT hold back in the alt text holy shit

Elyse (Border Collie) moves away from the taller YCH character behind her who is attempting to fit a light blue collar around her neck and clasp it in the back. She yells out "I'M NOT A PET!"

If the Shoe Fits...
A long since finished com from X/X/XX for @elysedangerous.bsky.social 
#art

At what point did the original programmers for velocity do a bunch of drugs and go "what if, our new language, broke entirely any time someone tries to do anything with a blank piece of data?"

The brain goes blind have convinced me to try walt Disney's final fantasy wish me luck

Elyse is making cookies!

You can watch the world's best athletes, compete in sports that are obscure and popular to your region, right NOW

It's the olympics baby!!

Whiny, whinpery

Me post-tf

Sandra the coyote

Hot take Preston garvey is the fucking MAN

love this dude

Replaying New Vegas always is an interesting experience for me. It always shows me how I've grown and changed as a person these last 15 years. Growing up has brought me a wealth of fresh perspectives to the game.

This time, I'm more emotionally in-touch than I ever have been. Its weirdly refreshing

Absolutely nothing, at any point in her life, ever, goes in her favor. Just the fact that she can bear it shows how fucking resilient she is.

But God damn, not one fucking break in her life, and there are things she never even learns about.

Replaying New Vegas, and holy shit, veronicas story line is fucking tragic the whole way through

"If you need some extra speed on the streets, try pumping some trannies"

What did Danny Way mean by this?

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Made one joke to myself about a hypothetical skunk character and my phantom tail ballooned in size

Someone hit me with an American flag one. I was seeing stars!

I want to change

I want to walk back to everyone after I change and show them how happy I am. That I'll be okay

Very felt, i struggle to remind myself I can't put things in my mouth sometimes

I think it's really cute when dog noses are pink like why did it do that

It's really fucked up to shame someone for putting tits on a dog when half my friends are taking pills to try and do that themselves

"My wrist hurts" -> this is because i drew too much and my carpal tunnel is screaming for help -> boring, uninspired

"My wrist hurts" -> im practicing Sword Logic and amplifying my art powers through a ritual of pain -> inspiring, motivating, im going to build a throne world