Emerald May (Southeast Michigan based PROvider & PROfessional)

So I was talking to someone about how creepy the ground levels at the Orlando airport were and apparently it’s level 36 of the backrooms so…trust your gut lol.

This sun is not effin around. Yikes. #daytonabeach #florida

Today is that textbook “Michigan weather” day. Haven’t seen one of these in about 8 years.

I’m not much of a gambler; however my dog did buy some good squares (;

Happy February everyone ❤️

Come get warm with me❤️

Happy hump day (::

Charcuterie boards are just adult lunchables. The real deal. What we were training for. It all makes sense now.

Merry Christmas and such! I can’t wait to see what 2026 has in store. I don’t like odd numbers

So happy it’s the weekend. Almost.
Definitely open to hanging out if anyone so pleases though (;

Burr

Thank you anyone for anything whether it be these practical things to use in real life or the sexy stuff. It’s been a while since I’ve received gifts and it makes a lonely gal feel good to see a package at her door and wonder what it could be 🥰

Okayyyy to the secret anon person or I guess people that keep buying the things off my wishlist that are super practical like batteries, things for my pets, things for my writing projects, bedding, my hair styling things, household products…Ty!

Cheesy but true; I am very grateful for not only sw but each and every person I’ve connected with over the years. Whether we have impacted each others lives in a tiny or major way. It all counts.

Thank you!
Happy Thanksgiving. 🤎

But I think it finally happened. I had my first “intrusive thought”. I caught myself thinking “maybe I’ll unblock my entire block list”. Lmfao. I think that counts as a super intrusive thought right there.

I’ve heard it’s actually not “normal” to not have “intrusive thoughts”, so I’ve been reading on it and wondering what’s wrong with me? Why don’t I have these weird thoughts of driving off a cliff, out of nowhere etc.

Charging my sex toys and legitimately don’t have enough outlets 😆

Thank you B! For taking me to see Stevie! And buying Allllll of the merch lmao. So much fun. 🖤

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Man I just had a random craving for a Choco taco. Do those even exist anymore?

I’m just gonna throw this out in the world; if there’s any magical person who’d like to take me to see Stevie Nicks Tuesday evening 🥹🥲💓 or at least fund my ticket, to go solo to see my lady. My goals 🖤🤍💜 it would complete me as a human. I’d go into oblivion of happiness. 🔮

Come start the week off with me (:

Never thought I’d see the day I spent 600 dollars on a curling iron. This thing better be a magic wand for real.

Also, have the vacuum brands always made hair devices also or have I been living under a rock?

Everytime I’m done with a sexting sesh, not only am I like…damn I’m really good at that stuff. I’m also like wait why the heck was I so into that like 🥵💦 literally….just an interesting observation about myself.

💛 hi

For the ones that know I have stupid, inconvenient availability Mondays through Thursdays for the most part, I am just hanging out and available much earlier than usual. Shoot me a text 💖

Ok I might make Minneapolis my home away from home. It’s just like home but….better (:

Okayyyy September. Hi

Genuinely though,why would anyone choose to have read receipts on? That’s kind of fucked up if you think about it.