I’d like to SEE AI even TRY to give a coworker the tight lip smile and microscopically slight nod when accidentally making eye contact on the train ride home. That is authentic humanity.
Yep! I've systematically removed every single instance of my information from these donation rolls wherever I can find them and STILL get non-stop requests. Based on the efficacy of the Dems the past year, I'd save time and throw my money into the wind.
I honestly can’t understand how there is still a market for a Bill Maher. I can only assume it’s for coma patients when they first wake up to avoid overstimulation?
Honestly, you must think we’re stupid to post something like this.
I hope the bag was worth it, Dick. We suckers who voted for you are left with nothing but the lesson that the current democratic party leadership will always fold pocket aces.
Secured the bag on your way out, I guess? Glad the bag of empty promises was worth making the past few weeks of sacrifices by the people who voted for you finanically worthless. Let this be your lasting legacy: selling us out in cowardice.
Looking forward to the next election and the influx of actual progressive candidates looking to occupy your seat. Nothing about this post speaks to your actual actions (or lack thereof). This cowardice falls on you. We’ll move forward without you and your do-nothing and hope for the best leadership.
If you look hard enough and for long enough, you may be able to spot the narcissistic sociopath in this image. Give it a try!
This job market is BRUTAL. If things don’t improve, I’m THIS CLOSE to starting my own podcast or, god forbid, joining an improv group. 😔
#jobhunt
...or katydid eggs! :o
Loving the peloton AI support these days! Increased membership cost well spent! #peloton #aifail
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
I waited much too long to ask what the whole Blake Lively thing is about and now there seems to be a collective assumption that we all are up to speed and I’m too embarrassed to ask. Friends will find out, as it’s exhausting keeping up the illusion that I’m well informed. I almost welcome it. 😔
What kills me about people exercising wholesale hate on K. Lamar's halftime show is the lack of curiosity. Curiosity is built into our DNA and they're out here screaming that they don't understand him, refuse to take time to do so, and using it as a flex? If you're described here, you're boring.
With the effects of climate change and late-stage capitalism making daily news a hellscape, I can't help but think back to when (for whatever reason?!) Justin Timberlake was given 4 minute to save the world and wasted it by singing about how he only had 4 minutes to save the world. Now here we are!
Listening to Randy Newman’s “You Can Leave Your Hat On” for the first time in awhile and thinking: man, this song would be a banger to use for a striptease. Why has no one DONE this yet??
Not to brag, but I just entered a password that meets the security standard of “Excellent” in the little password thingy.
A shirt in the style of the famous Chicago Cubs sign at Wrigley Field that says, “Shut the fuck up about Chicago. You don’t live here”
Kindly…
#chicago
I feel like getting out from under a sleeping cat without waking them and getting the frustrated "WTF" meow is The Hurt Locker type of high-stakes/high-stress situation. If you can pull it off, you get to be James Bond in the next James Bond thingy.
This phrasing made me think of building insides for Hobbits because currently there are hollow voids where their insides would be. And that tourists could pay to inhabit a Hobbit (InHobbit Adventures, LLC??) as something like a Warframe or a Being John Malcovich situation. Really got me thinking.
MANOSPHERE - Derived from the Latin word “manus” meaning “hand”. As in the example: “I have to exclusively use my hand for sexual gratification ever since I entered the MANOSPHERE and became entirely unfuckable.”
I'd also like to create a stub for further documentation around what these posts are called? Blueies? Blukes? Skyflops? Biskies?
Hearing "She's my cherry pie..." and rushing out onto my front lawn with excitement, bounding over my "Come back with Warrant" doormat, is how they eventually brought me down. 🎸⚖️
THAT’S NO BEAN…
…oh wait. Yea, it’s a bean. Geeze! Whatta bean!
I see a lot of buzz about the new Twitter "X" branding, but so far I haven't seen anyone with the opinion that it's possibly the wrong move. Not one to shy away from controversy, I'm just going to come out be the first to ask: "Uhhh...what the heck? Ya know? I'm not so sure about THIS one, Elon!"
I just wanted to write you guys a post that touched your soul, ya know?...celebrate Bluesky and get messed the ass up on some damn ass user engagement. 🙏
