Wiwy :3

Corporation Reaches Goal, Shuts Down

Corporation Reaches Goal, Shuts Down https://theonion.com/corporation-reaches-goal-shuts-down-1819566365/

big scenes happening in my DMs rn

You Won't Believe What He Said In His Interview:
pikmin

idk why people still glorify being tall in 2025. as a tall person i gotta tell you the hard truth:

i never get uppies :(

Lake Sauron

Guys would you still like me if I were transgebder

Me (I've missed so much sleep in the last few days)

As a linguist I can confirm this is true

Dougie, the black and white three-legged none tail cat, is sitting on his Mummy's chest, staring at her, his ears are lopsided and he's looking for early morning kisses.

Thise how ime waked mumy up evey day fore errly morney kissins

it isn't "disordered anxiety" i correctly predicted the future and you're mad at my clarity of vision

Wip
She is clapping

#HollowKnight

ME: [after using all of my energy for the day] I don't know why I'm so tired

Today’s front page of The National, a Scottish newspaper.

I say all this weird stuff to my wife and then I go "the masses must hear this as well"

deeply unserious country

This is so true actually the universe conspires against lesbians at every turn

I'm one of the evil horrible queers the Tories told you about

Got asked by a friend for help worldbuilding yesterday. I am like a great and wise sage.

If hell is empty WHERE IS THATCHER

bill to legalize blowing cigar smoke in baby’s face narrowly passes — could this be the change rural voters are looking for? CNN reports

No you don't understand I listen to Good Music™ and you listen to Bad Music™ and that means you are worth objectively less than me as a human being. Of course. I'm so reasonable and normal 🥰

When you're going generational trauma for generational trauma with your mother and she hits you with the most diabolically mentally unhealthy statement you've ever seen in your life:

Playing with my balls #myballs

what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your DMs

a trans person has never negatively impacted my life. politicians and billionaires sure have

(hitting you over the head with a hammer) i’m just asking questions

The schlawg

My favourite part about this post is that it literally does not matter if this guy is British or American

There are many terrible things going on in the world but also my phone just did a system update and all the icons are weird and in the wrong place.