A comic showing a bunch of organs welcoming a new baby because there is plenty of room, only to be shoved out of the way by a growing baby.
@okidokiboki.bsky.social @hankgreen.bsky.social I saw this as I was listening to your episode of @dearhankandjohn.bsky.social
I decided I wanted to explore a Costco membership even though there are only two of us. The closest Costco is 45 mins away in another state. WTF.
Me in 1999: “That South Park movie was wacky, imagining an American imperialism so deranged that they decide to invade Canada in a crusade of censorship. 😂”
Me in 2025: 😐
I’ll move all the way across the country if we get to be Danish!
It reads like he’s in charge of selling all the fentanyl.
1996 was very clearly 19 years ago. Poor confused man.
I personally liked the bob better. I don’t like the “poof” on the bun. The actual bun is fine.
100% agree. She’s amazing.
I like Rice Krispies.
ASMR is actively the opposite of soothing. I cannot think of a worse thing. I get ASMR induced rage.
It changed in 1984, the year Ghostbusters came out. They must have just missed the cutoff.
I love it!
Chaos and Armageddon
I was so excited to dye my grey hair blue only to find out that it will accept ZERO color. After bleaching it took a little bit, temporarily but got dry and gross looking.
It’s been Will Arnett every time I thought it was.
It’s official: Elon Musk’s staffers have now illegally obtained classified information from the USAID office.
Here’s a recap of what’s happening:
This is for Canadians to buy in Canada instead of American brands.
I want singing lessons that will help me choose and learn 2-3 karaoke songs really well. Is that a thing? I love the concept of karaoke but I’m not confident in my ability to sing anything specific. I can tell when my pitch is off, but not how to fix it. That should be teachable right?
Rugrats!
After complaining that the sushi restaurant didn’t have any white-girl sushi, I noticed this King Carb roll and could not stop laughing.
(They had a separate section for the white-girl sushi, so I’m still happy.)
Not that ASL and LSF are THAT similar, just that they are more similar than English and French or English and Dutch, and I’m old and bad at languages.
Today my partner and I were discussing where we should flee the US to. (I have a UK citizenship and he has an EU citizenship.) Thinking about languages, I realized I’m the closest to being able to speak LSF since I’m conversational in ASL. So maybe France or Switzerland.
I didn’t know that was British. I say that a lot.
It’s the only British pronunciation I kept from my childhood, until the age of 13 when I was mocked relentlessly until I started saying YO-gurt.
I have entered day five of my office cold. Death by post-nasal drip.
Next read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. The freshness of the original helps you get all kinds of secret little jokes.
My friend’s kid’s school did a “donate to get out of fundraising” event. If you donated $50 your kid didn’t have to sell anything. That sounds great.
With big Mickey Mouse ears. I live trap them and take them to an old mill building a few miles away. They stop coming inside in the spring.
Mine are Peromyscus. The cutest of the house invaders.
