Dave Electronica

@nathanaclark.bsky.social can you please make the Jose Mourinho positivitivity remix the theme song for the rest of the year.

My new bill will make a sake drink option mandatory for all venues

Future children don't count award 🏅

Whose fault is that

oh fuck yes dude the goat

I suspected as much but I wanted to let it play out to test Squids character

Just got the most inscrutable ad I've ever seen in my life

"I won't claim to be a gamer, but I was aware, broadly, of some of the concepts present in Final Fantasy," Tom Morello—singer, songwriter and political activist, and Rage Against the Machine guitarist—tells me

Good news @grahamformaine.bsky.social

That's right 🗣️

White people don't say garbage time anymore they say low leverage minutes

Steven Lockjaw died of natural causes.

Overheard at the playground: "The opposite of chocolate is cinnamon." Compelling.

When I talk about what Lebron means to me I go 4, 5 reasons deep before I even touch on basketball

What's good for the geese is good for the gender

They threatened the filibuster and he locked in

The Wikipedia photo for "meat pie" is, if I may be so bold, deliberately hostile to the food.

Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.

Wait til you see how I do it

Federal mutagen subsidies are running out this week. This country is going to be cut off from the mutagen right before the holidays

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Just saw my projected 2026 health insurance premium

This might look to you like a bunch of letters but to me it's a beautiful sea vessel

Me and canes sauce got an understanding it doesn't stain my clothes anymore or anything